I’m simply all a’twitter about Twitter. These particular twitters anyway. Tweets. Tweeters. Whatever. The point is, I’m excited to share them with you because they’re funny. Hence all the twitchy tweety Twitter talk. When you come across a thing that brings you joy, you just gotta share it. Unless it’s candy. Then it’s all mine and whatever I don’t finish now is going into my special candy safe. I didn’t come to play.

Enjoy these 10 great tweets that want nothing more than to put a smile on your face.

10. Deadly idioms

A stone cold killer and murder most fowl.

9. Please wait

Why has printer technology refused to keep step with everything else in the world?

8. Caught in a bad romance

This wasn’t my first complaint about it but I get where you’re coming from.

7. Leaving an impression

This is the mark of the walking dead.

6. Ruff ruff ROFL

They’re having a dog day afternoon.


5. Heel healing

I don’t know if this is true but if so…can we just stop messing with these shoes?

4. Sole mate

I experienced this same thing except with the garbage man.

3. We’re going down, down

I write sins not tragedies.

2. Dream job

Here’s hoping this wasn’t a premonition.

1. Sky high

In 2020 Kermit’s probably on that plane by himself.

Hope you enjoyed those as much as I did. It’s amazing how happy a little string of characters can make us when they hit in just the right way.

Who are your favorite people to follow on Twitter right now, and why?

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