It’s one thing to be the worst. It’s another thing to get on the internet and actively advertise to all people, for all time, “here is why I am the worst.”

The vast majority of the interactions we have online are like the ones we have anywhere – ordinary, forgettable. But now and then you see something posted somewhere that makes you stop and say “What? Why would you do that? Why would you tell people that?”

Here are 10 such instances for your cringing pleasure.

10. Have you had your break today

Imagine how small you’ve gotta feel in order to be compelled to throw your weight around with fast-food employees just trying to do their jobs.

9. Bowled over

The quac isn’t the only thing around here being incredibly extra.

8. See what sticks

*Raises hand*
Yes, I have approximately all the questions.

7. Making a stink

Pretty sure the real version of this history is “people tried forever to stop smelling so bad and we then they finally figured out how.”

6. What a value

If you act like this, just no more stores for you.

5. Warning signs

I’m sorry, we’ll reschedule our emergency for another time.

4. Back in my day…

“I’ve been calling strangers and telling them to send their kids to my house all day and NOBODY’S DOING IT!”

3. Witness the whiteness

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

2. A failed quest

This feels like pretty normal parent stuff until you read to the very bottom.

1. Positively awful

This relationship is definitely very good and going to last a long time.

Welp, that was exhausting. Let us heed this as a warning: whatever happens, try not to be the worst.

What’s the worst thing you’ve seen online lately?

Tell us in the comments if you dare.