Fun fact, if you go on Twitter and search for the hashtag #relationship, I have no idea how many results you’ll get because I lost faith in humanity so quickly that I stopped reading after about four tweets. But it’s not all bad. Some of the better relationship tweets are actually quite funny, like these!
Enjoy these ten relationship tweets we can all relate to.
10. Who’s in charge?
This isn’t the type of connection I was envisioning but OK.
Establish dominance in your household by staring at your husband while you unplug his phone from the charger and plug in your own.
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) November 23, 2017
9. Time and time again
If he’s not willing to hop in a Tardis and time travel back to this moment in some sort of Whovian romantic gesture, is it even worthwhile?
https://twitter.com/rrorraaa/status/775865960028712960
8. Put a wring on it
Soak up this advice before taking that big step.
Before you marry, make sure you have some sort of agreement on how well the water in the kitchen sponge needs to be wrung out.
— Aunt Chelle 🏳️🌈☕️😷 (@ravenswng_) June 20, 2019
7. No good reason
Sometimes ya just got problems.
Photo Credit: Cheezburger
6. Deep questions
Welcome to the next several hours of your life.
https://twitter.com/JordanRowes/status/1130073305275404289
5. Tight lips sink ships
You’ve just opened up a new thing.
My grandfather told me that when my grandma gets mad at him he tightens the pickle jar lid so she’ll have to talk to him … I want that
— Crislyn Rawson (@crislyn_graham) July 17, 2018
4. The “I’m not a catch”-22
How do I manage these awful magic tricks?
That moment when you're not even in a relationship but you're having relationship problems.
— eddie (@eddiezerimar) March 2, 2012
3. The cold shoulder
Press F in the chat to pay respects to Club Penguin.
no matter how much time you spend with her this how ya girl be when you bout to leave pic.twitter.com/FfDmyQRjPO
— i miss u 💦 (@freakyorigins) May 30, 2018
2. Love languages
I care so little that I’m taking the time to tell you all about it.
When you're mad at bae but still wanna check on his ass pic.twitter.com/YSEIiVSJiI
— Tharealsk (@_tharealsk) April 6, 2016
1. New openings
Oh the stupid, stupid games we play with each other.
when you give bae the perfect chance to say something cute but they say something dumb instead pic.twitter.com/U1QIp4Qy4X
— Gents Rules (@GentsRules) June 5, 2016
Dating is tricky, but we’ll always have the internet to commiserate with us. They’ll always be there. And that’s the kind of commitment that I need.
What piece of relationship advice do you wish you’d been given in the past?
Tell us in the comments.