Sorry to bother you – honestly, I’ll be out of your hair in just a second, so sorry, but I just have a quick question.
I just thought – and again, so sorry – that since you’d clicked on the title of this page you might be an introvert, and I am too, so maybe you’d – guh – maybe you’d like to see these tweets about it? And like them? I mean, you don’t have to LIKE them, but I hope you enjoy – I mean.
Ugh, nevermind, forget it, I’m sorry, I’m going home now, here are some tweets.
10. Pump the breaks
I’d rather you just straight up steal my money, gas pump.
GAS PUMP: see cashier
ME: over my dead body
— Eileen Mary O’Connell (@i_Lean) February 22, 2021
9. People need not apply
The bond between me and somebody’s dog is the strongest in nature.
HUMANS: If I approach and initiate a conversation with your dog there is no need for you to involve yourself. If I wanted to talk to you, I would.
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) March 23, 2019
8. If you can’t say anything nice
My friends have unflattering impressions of me struggling to take compliments.
if you think I'm awkward ???, try saying something nice about me
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) February 22, 2021
7. Answering the call
If you’re really in trouble shoot me a text.
Would I die for you? Yes
Will I pick up when you call? No
— Ali Kolbert (@AliKolbert) July 30, 2020
6. Dog problems
Nah, that’s normal and healthy and good.
Is it sad that i know my neighbors dogs name but not hers?
— Bri (@citygirl_312) October 15, 2008
5. The thought that counts
I mean I’d never go but don’t you even like me?
Introverts be like;
How rude of you not to invite me to something I didn't want to go.#IntrovertProblems
— Sami Ullah (@samiullah66) September 12, 2020
4. Eye see you
Up to three whole seconds of it, even.
How do introverts flirt?
Eye contact. ?
— Honey Garcellano (@Haniibishii) January 20, 2019
3. Red alert
I’ve made a terrible accidental mistake.
Me when I walk in to a room with more people in it then I had expected. pic.twitter.com/0WTi4BQCsw
— Tushar Garg (@imtushargargtg) October 31, 2020
2. People person
Just leave me here to die.
Me mentally preparing myself to leave my bed and deal with people ?… pic.twitter.com/A5abdCKHsP
— Oh Polly (@ohpolly) December 21, 2016
1. The quiet life
Oh, Daria. So dry. So disaffected.
Never have I related more deeply to a cartoon pic.twitter.com/4VYY23HIe2
— Super Saiyan Batman™ aka TLocness™ (@TLocV) March 26, 2021
Again, sorry to have bothered you with those. Unless you liked them? Let’s never speak again.
How introverted are you?
Tell us in the comments if you can muster that level of social interaction.