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Feeling a little stir-crazy? You’re not alone. I mean…you’re not alone in spirit, anyway. Twitter is currently full to the brim of people bouncing off the walls, and the upside of all that madness is that we get to peek in and giggle along.
Enjoy these ten tweets from those toughing it out in Twitter territory.
10. We’re all on a break
Well no one told you life was gonna be this way *clap clap clap clap clap*…
Remember Rachel from Friends? This is her after quarantine pic.twitter.com/YFr7Vx1nUn
— Dr Grayfang (@DrGrayfang) April 23, 2020
9. Keep your distance
If everybody could just kinda stay away from me for the rest of my life that would be great.
I love standing six feet apart in line at the grocery store actually. Let’s do this forever
— Heinz Baked Jeans (@Merman_Melville) March 30, 2020
8. Hibernation chub
If you’re getting ripped right now, honestly, stop it.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but we are all getting fat in this quarantine, stop freaking out.
— idealpiper (@idealpiper) April 28, 2020
7. Siesta fiesta
Time doesn’t mean a hell of a lot anymore, really.
My hobbies include sitting down all day, taking 67 naps, then wondering why I'm not tired when it's time to go to bed.
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) April 20, 2020
6. Financial planning
And just like that I was a bonafide adult.
turns out all it took for me to stop buying coffee and save my money was a global fucking pandemic
— Matt. (@MattTheBrand) April 4, 2020
I still cry every time.
Me before quarantine, watching Castaway: Really? He's best friends with a ball???
Me during quarantine: Look at you go Roomba, you crazy son of a bitch
— Author Abby Jimenez (@AuthorAbbyJim) April 28, 2020
4. Extroverts unite
Comin’ out of my cage and I’ve been doin’ just fine.
Once this passes im doing a reverse quarantine and im not coming home for a month straight.
— Abood Asaad (@aboodasaad) April 4, 2020
3. Sleep is for the week
Who’s gonna stop me? Nobody, that’s who.
Just woke up from nap two and poured my fifth glass of wine; I ain't fuckin around today.
— Bat Shit Crazy (@BatBatshitcrazy) March 14, 2020
2. Beer battles
Looks like we’ve got an entirely new “c word.”
future grandson: “hey grandpa want a corona?”
— ayo wtf (@YEESSSIIIRRR) March 21, 2020
1. Mom’s spaghetti
You only get one shot…to eat as much as you want with absolutely no judgement.
Cool quarantine fact: 99% of the time, the answer to "More spaghetti?" is yes.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) May 8, 2020
Life ain’t easy, but at least we’ve got the warm light of these tweets to bask in. Go forth and vent your frustration to the world; if you’re clever enough about it, people might actually enjoy it quite a bit. You could get internet famous just by being discontent!
Who’s your favorite person to follow on Twitter right now?
Tell us about it in the comments.