Twitter is in the headlines all the time.
It’s a regular part of mainstream reporting on just about anything now. But you know what never makes the news? Just somebody tweeting something funny that I liked. Why is that? Is it because “nobody cares about that” and “it’s not important to our national discourse?” Or is it that the media are cowards who are afraid of a good time? I’ll let YOU decide.
In the meantime, here are some random funny tweets that I find newsworthy all on their own.
10. Cheap but satisfying
Yeah, I think I’ve made my selection.
did it hurt when u fell from the vending machine?
cuz u a snack
— meg gasper (@mgasper89) September 25, 2018
9. Very alarming
Remember when we went places and looked ways?
https://twitter.com/PaigeFranji/status/1034276520829878272
8. Be chairful
It’s all smooth fun until you trip and those things scatter as loudly as possible.
Christian guys trying to impress the girls after fellowship lunch pic.twitter.com/aIrPKDQjz4
— Folakunmi (@Fola_xxiv) January 23, 2019
7. Ball from grace
I mean, she’s not technically wrong.
if both basketball teams just worked together they could score so many more points
— hawk (@hawktherapper) April 20, 2014
6. Oh my God, it’s back again
Does EVERYBODY have to rock their body? I’m kinda tired.
https://twitter.com/mrsGutterbutter/status/1172416058411474945
5. Friendly fire
I’m not on speaking terms with any animal except my cat, and that’s pretty one-sided.
name one cow you're friends with https://t.co/YFNAdVIFi2
— Alfons (@Alfons52068917) March 6, 2017
4. Shocking stories
Don’t stare, he’s very self-conscious.
https://twitter.com/Alex_but_online/status/1112415299058520065
3. Pit of sin
I mean, Jesus was the first to roll the rock away.
[before christian rock was invented]
*In mosh pit*
wish i could do this for the lord
— dustin Couch (@Dustinkcouch) December 11, 2018
2. The talking phase
Let’s circle back in a decade or so.
When she asks “what are we?” after only 3 years of talking pic.twitter.com/FuTGjs7qIb
— . (@goatmiad) July 30, 2018
1. Everything in order
Crazy how nature do that.
Fascinating: countries arranged by geographical location pic.twitter.com/BYXdrJrp04
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) September 8, 2016
In our top story tonight – the list is now over. I hope you feel as informed and intellectually fulfilled as I did. And now you can go back to learning about real news stories, I guess, if you dare.
What’s your favorite thing about Twitter? What’s your least favorite?
Tell us in the comments.