You ever see a tweet so good it just sticks in your head for days? I love those. And I love that I might get hit with one at literally any second while making my way around the internet. It’s a lovely little surprise every time.
Enjoy these 10 lovely little surprise tweets to make you guffaw and awe to your heart’s content.
My downstairs neighbor lives alone so he is borrowing our dog whenever he needs to. She’s down there right now. They’re eating dinner together.
— ErinEph (@ErinEph) April 3, 2020
9. I’m fine with anything
When we come out of this and I ask you where you want to eat, I do NOT want to hear “I don’t know”. YOU HAD 45 DAYS
— Braxton Berrios (@HNYNUT_BERRIOS) March 31, 2020
8. We’re all cat people
My mom pulls out a chair for the cat so he can participate in the cooking without getting on the counter. Took us years to convince them to get a cat. pic.twitter.com/ReOmTZwgza
— Andy Mangano (@Andy_Allan_Poe) April 2, 2020
7. I got pics too
This is the funniest f*cking interaction I’ve seen all morning pic.twitter.com/7DNiY5Fbdm
— Amanda (@asap_locky) April 2, 2020
6. There’s nothing to burgle, really
[burglar gently waking me] you live like this?
— eric (@ericsshadow) January 15, 2016
5. Just don’t mix the two
Days are now divided by coffee hours and alcohol hours, there is no other law
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) April 1, 2020
4. Hulk cuddle
This is Hulk and Stitch. Stitch was not a fan of acquiring a little brother. Now they won’t stop cuddling. Both 13/10 pic.twitter.com/se1GbMg8EB
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) April 3, 2020
3. We all scream
I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying that the times i had ice cream for breakfast were not during the times my life was going well https://t.co/Yqrpqm5oXi
— Liminal Genius (@DismalChips) September 16, 2017
2. I like his style
$400 and unread messages https://t.co/0EWomP5FVZ
— consigliere (@moyodre) March 25, 2019
I’ve been waiting 5 years for this, now that my card is expired I can tell everyone the expiration date was 4/20 and the security code was 069 pic.twitter.com/1iSM8HjbfK
— childish Sadbino (@mizo30267487) April 1, 2020
I think that last one is literally the only acceptable instance of sharing your credit card information on Twitter. Well done, you financial legend.
Who do you think are the funniest people on Twitter right now?
Tell us in the comments.