We do a lot of Twitter round ups in these parts, but this one is by ladies and for ladies. I mean, I’m not a lady. But I didn’t write any of these tweets. So think of me more as a tour guide to point out the works of art that are these posts, and let’s appreciate them together. Feel free to touch, though, since you’ll probably need to in order to scroll through.
Here are 10 quite good very great tweets especially for women.
10. Seize the moment
(OK real talk from a guy, this is the quickest possible way to start some trust issues.)
When he already busted a nut but you keep sucking just to watch him have a seizure ??? pic.twitter.com/ZttGbINSU9
— ? Charm (@Kissmyartt) February 29, 2020
9. Coco nuts
Why the hell would he ask that? What’s wrong with him?
If I spell coconut and he ask wtf im doing imma cry. https://t.co/A8Vw8wFEqk
— shan.? (@adore_shaan) July 17, 2019
8. A matter of perspective
Hey, this is all of us. And if 2020 has taught us anything, it’s that nobody looks good in the video chat.
My profile pic Vs me on video call pic.twitter.com/H03T4l6jyk
— faixal s3ntongo (@the_s3ntongo) May 11, 2020
7. Higher ground
See, if I did this, the whole thing would come crashing down and I’d get banned from the grocery store. Again.
When you’re a strong and independent woman, But you’re short.. pic.twitter.com/Yf3G5DeWih
— Therealindia69 (@hamzahahaha69) April 15, 2020
6. Stretch and flex
So it’s basically like an involuntary yoga thing.
me when i'm on my period pic.twitter.com/yBJeiKmkcA
— athy⁷ prod jk (@teteskuku) April 28, 2020
5. Color commentary
The real question is: do they all still fit?
One minute you’re young and fun and the next minute all your panties and bras are beige.
— momsbehavingbadly (@badbadmoms) April 26, 2020
4. How low can you go
Looking like you don’t care takes a lot of effort.
I have some set of balls calling myself “low maintenance “ when it takes me 43 tries to get my messy bun right.
— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) November 10, 2019
3. Pocket monsters
When will the fashion revolution finally be at hand?
*God creates the Kangaroo*
Angel: That’s a cute animal!
God: Thanks, it has pockets 🙂
— Jessica Sproge (@jessica_sproge) May 14, 2020
2. Dry wit
OK, this phenomenon I genuinely don’t understand. Who the hell DOESN’T like showers?
I would rather use an entire $12 can of dry shampoo than step into the shower for one moment. This is my fight song.
— Remy Kassimir (@RemyKassimir) January 12, 2020
1. 50 shades
Fun fact: generally speaking, women tend to actually, physically be able to perceive more colors than men.
Am I blind or is the left one slightly darker?
— Lina?? (@xoLiinaa) May 14, 2020
This concludes our tour of the gallery. Please feel free to take any of the artwork with you if you’d like. We’re a very chill museum.
Who are your favorite women on Twitter to follow?
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