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If there was any doubt before Twitter existed that women are the hilarious sex, tweets like these 10 definitely prove it beyond the shadow of a doubt.
10. It can’t be helped.
If you’re a man and you’re rude to me on the train, fine. If you’re a man and you’re rude to me on the train and you resemble one of my exes, sorry, but I’m pulling the emergency brake and ruining everyone’s day.
— Bailey Swilley (@baileyswilley) July 11, 2019
9. Please let this book be a thing.
life update pic.twitter.com/CPoJVk5wRw
— Lauren Chanel Allen (@MichelleHux) July 11, 2019
8. It’s funny but it hurts.
The most popular show of the past 10 years was a medieval fantasy involving multiple realms and dynasties but when a woman makes a TV show about a human woman there are always 1000 think-pieces about how it's not "relatable enough."
— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) July 9, 2019
7. Not gonna happen.
— anna marie (@annamarieboone) July 10, 2019
I’m penciling myself in for a Hot Girl Fall (too humid out right now)
— Caroline Moss (@CarolineMoss) July 11, 2019
5. Someday maybe this won’t be such a thing.
sometimes female friendship is just repeating "does that make sense?" back and forth to each other until you finally acknowledge that you've both been making perfect sense this entire time and you've just been socialized to shrink yourself and second guess everything you say
— m*k (@wholemik) July 10, 2019
4. It’s a hard thing to get over.
I will never get over the fact that the overarching theme of Jolene is, bitch I know you could do it, you are fully capable, you’re great. You’re a star. Just could you please not? It’s really a love song to another woman.
— rachel syme (@rachsyme) July 10, 2019
3. It’s important.
If you don’t use these EXACT character names when discussing Big Little Lies, you’re being confusing.
It’s: Renata, Reese, Shailene Woodley’s character, Bonnie, Nicole Kidman, and Meryl
— Samantha Martin (@HiMyNameSam) July 9, 2019
2. This is not up for debate.
whoever wrote that “sex is like pizza: even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good” joke was definitely:
-who eats trash
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) July 9, 2019
1. It’s some kind of lesson, anyway.
Twitter going down and forcing me to experience real life has taught me a very important lesson: I need to get more into Instagram
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) July 12, 2019
I told you so!