Men are really something else. And I say that as a man. Like, a typical dude man. A cis, straight, no fashion sense, only really knows how to make macaroni and tacos kind of dude. I’m fine with that. I own it. And I understand when people look at creatures of my ilk and say “What exactly…is going on here?”
Here are 10 great tweets from people who a little confused as to what mens’ deal is.
10. Be prepared
I hope he went into a career in marketing.
Dated a guy in a frat who had a playlist entitled “if girls show up”
— Annie Hamilton (@ANNIE_HAM) May 24, 2020
9. Captain Obvious
I mean, I should hope not?
thinking about the guy who fully told me "if u keep saying ur a lesbian, men won't wanna date u"
— gay fieri (@feralsapphic) May 23, 2020
8. Grammar is important
I see you’re point here.
men be like “your cute?” my cute what?
— consentida ? (@yyvveettee) May 24, 2020
7. Think it through
We don’t always get the message.
do u not hear me thinking about you wtf
— ♡ big baby ♡ (@saturnianbaby) May 24, 2020
6. All hair don’t care
99 bottles of beer on the floor, 99 bottles of beer…
“Actually leg hair on a woman is disgusting and shows that they aren’t making any effort” pic.twitter.com/sbOkcrakhi
— Erin Go Bragh (@cremeeggstan) April 10, 2020
5. The sweet life
It all makes perfect sense now.
your attraction to toxic men started when you picked zack over cody
— ?? Maddie (@mv_pp_) May 12, 2020
4. Funny people
Men who say women aren’t funny are themselves never ever funny.
men will tweet “women aren’t funny” and then go watch an episode of the office written by mindy kailing and be like “this is real comedy”
— grace (@vhsgirlfriend) May 12, 2020
3. Keeping in check
Yeah, I think there’s one in the White House right now, actually.
you ever meet a man and it’s so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up
— Abby Govindan (@abbygov) April 24, 2020
I don’t know if this is supposed to make my battleship better or my belly button. Either way, I am IN.
Are you ready for images of the best “soap but for MEN” product you’ve ever seen? pic.twitter.com/kVAWb57UlF
— Shayna Moon (@qorquiq) May 8, 2020
1. Big pocket energy
You see some cargo shorts coming your way, you know you’re gonna have trouble.
men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help carry all their audacity
— dre (@drdre_olson) February 22, 2020
We men may not be perfect. Or close to perfect. Or generally acceptable. Or…OK, I kinda forgot where I was going with this, but just know that some of us are indeed trying to live good lives and be good people. Also to jump up and slap door frames, that is very, very important to us for some reason and I’m going to need you all to respect that.
Which one did you relate to the most?
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