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People often wonder… what is Twitter even for? Seriously… why even tweet? What’s the point?
Well, these 11 ladies show you exactly why Twitter exists because they’re dishing out the comedy one hilarious tweet at a time.
Get ready for the laughs, because they’re coming!
1. Yep, makes sense…
computer science major schedule:
5. 100k salary
— hope xcx (@hopifer) September 26, 2019
2. Oh snap…
I only play "F*ck, Marry, Kill" with women, because enough men play it IRL
— Bron.com (@brondotcomputer) September 26, 2019
3. I like my version better…
— ✍️ (@miccaeli) September 27, 2019
4. We can only hope…
The Mueller The Whistleblower
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) September 26, 2019
5. Arrrrr you kidding?
I just teared up thinking "Can you imagine all the stars the pirates saw?"
— Dawn of the Deadlines (@kendrawcandraw) September 26, 2019
I love J. Lo
(I am talking about Justin Long)
— Ayo Edebiri (@ayoedebiri) September 27, 2019
7. Something feels tinder…
90% of men on dating apps are just human versions of that “Fluent in Sarcasm” tee
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) September 27, 2019
8. NPR is my jam!
I too love Terry Gross https://t.co/eqlnIfSgFX
— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) September 26, 2019
9. OR… she’s an asshole. Either or.
hey, it's me, every girl with a boyfriend on instagram. I call him "this dork" in the photo caption so you know we have a jokey playful relationship which means I'm allowed to brag about it without being too obvious about rubbing my joy in your face
— No Dana only Zuul (@DanaSchwartzzz) September 27, 2019
10. Correct diagram is correct!
Are your political
beliefs based solely
on your parents
Job The Fuck
— Marilyn Monhoe (@peachoshit) September 25, 2019
11. My world will be forever changed…
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT SOUP?
LOL= Love only lentil
TTYL= totally trying your lentil
LMAO= lentil makes all ok
LMK= lentil me Kara!!
ROFL= really ‘orny for lentil (British Child)
— Hannah Solow (@hamstertalk) September 27, 2019
Oh yes, that was nice. I could use another one of those. How about you?
And which of those were your fave? Let us know in the comments!