I am of the opinion that books are better than most people. They don’t ask me to leave the house, they’re always waiting when I need them, and I can have as many as I want and no one thinks it’s weird if I stack them in my room.

Not so with bodies. I’m told.

If you love books, too, these 11 tweets will definitely make you smile.

11. A friend actually said once that she was “reading Romeo and Juliet hoping they didn’t die this time.”

https://twitter.com/jamjefraser/status/539028535290372096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E539028535290372096&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwokesloth.com%2Fjokes-about-books%2Fruin-my-week%2F

10. A very wise man indeed.

9. I’m pretty sure I have what do you do with your sick leave?

8. Wait is that what it’s about?

7. You can’t keep a good joke down.

6. It sounds pretty amazing no matter how you describe it.

5. You like my dress, though. It has pockets.

4. Don’t @ me.

3. It’s the only way to know for sure someone is an author yeah?

https://twitter.com/mikeingram00/status/519515124538015744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E519515124538015744&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwokesloth.com%2Fjokes-about-books%2Fruin-my-week%2F

2. We already have those but also yes it’s a good idea.

1. *beats simile to death*

I can’t wait to dig into my next great book…or reread Harry Potter again.

What are you reading? Would you recommend it?

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