I’m not some scientist or academic, but I think I’ve come up with a proof that memes are the greatest thing ever. Please, hold your shocked gasps and cries of blasphemy, stay in your seats, do not shield the eyes and ears of your children, for I am ready to back up my claim with a mathematical proof.
Now. It has been said by many popular musicians that the best things in life are free. Which means that:
Best Things in Life = Free
Memes are also free, which, expressed mathematically, is:
Memes = Free
If a = b, and c = b, then a = c.
By the transitive property, that means that:
Best Things in Life = Memes
If you are not convinced, here are 11 further pieces of evidence.
11. Space blocked
Prepare to fire proton torpedoes.
10. Second chances
As usual, we expect that the germs will show respect for our decision.
Can’t address the problems if you can’t see them.
8. Beautiful toxicity
It’s nice to escape the pressures of life for the pressures of fake life.
Some say I’m melodramatic, I call it caution.
Good thing we don’t rely on them to decide our Presidential elections. Oh, wait.
5. Splash zone
You WILL get sanctified.
4. Counting on you
An absolute classic.
3. Hard times
Tuck, gentlemen, tuck!
I got two pair: 6’s, and these piercing blue eyes.
1. Cheat the system
Future archaeologists will probably assume these things are like sacred scrolls.
If you still remain unconvinced that memes are the best things in life, I pity you. For the rest of society, we will march on into a brave and dank new reality.
What’s your favorite meme of all time?
Tell us in the comments.