The thing about Twitter is that the tweets literally never stop coming. You think you’ve found the funniest, or most insightful, or silliest-but-truest thing ever, but then a while later someone else comes along and vies for the prize.
Which is all to say, these 11 are the cream of the crop…today.
11. You just have to believe in yourself.
Every phone is a folding phone if you're strong enough.
— Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD) February 24, 2019
10. Never let anyone take away your scented candles y’all.
https://twitter.com/khodega/status/1099555367074226176
9. And depending on the day they might not be wrong.
bitch face + bad eyesight =everyone thinks you hate them
— san (@sanaxsff) February 23, 2019
8. I wish this was a real thing.
[national dad conference]
Speaker: I'm glad you could all make it
Whole crowd: *in unison* hi glad you could all make it We're dad
Speaker: *Puts up a pic of ID on big screen showing legal name is "glad you could all make it"*
*entire conference loses their shit*
— kelly (@BoyYeetsWorld) February 23, 2019
7. I could definitely get on board with this plan.
correct me if i'm wrong but i feel like nothing should cost more than 35 dollars?
— steph McCann (@steph_mcca) February 20, 2019
6. Such a proud parenting moment.
https://twitter.com/ashleighjwil/status/1099622767333437440
5. Art is complicated, okay?
FIRST FIVE MINUTES IN MUSEUM: wow, this artist was born in amsterdam in 1927 but didn't start experimenting with clay until 1955 in america. the mound represents guilt and shame, i can see that
LAST FIVE MINUTES IN MUSEUM: *glances into new room* i get it
— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) February 21, 2019
4. So I Married A Rabbit.
son: [kicking pile of leaves] yaaaaaay!
me: [also kicking pile of leaves] yaaaaaay!
wife: my salad!— marf (@MarfSalvador) April 12, 2018
3. Among other things, yes.
this customer walked in 10 SECONDS before we CLOSED and she had the audacity to yell “yay i made it” bitch you made what? made me mad?
— evelyn (@evelynnleee) February 19, 2019
2. Because that’s downright terrifying.
1. Ummmmmm.
I can’t wait to see what tomorrow will bring in the Twitterverse!
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