It’s a well documented fact that the YouTube comments section is one of the absolute worst places on the internet. Incoherent fighting and screeching litters the commentary on just about any and every piece of media on the site. But every once in a while, those screeches go above and beyond the painful and enter the realm of “I can’t believe someone said that, oops I just spit out a little bit of my coffee.”
Here are 11 YouTube burns from which there is absolutely no hope of recovery.
11. Oof
OK I have nothing I could possible add to this, keep moving.
10. Scribble rap
If you haven’t heard this song yet, I highly recommend it. It’s life-changing.
9. Taste the rainbow
Here’s a nice little bit of color commentary.
8. All aboard
I was so distracted by the comment I missed the fact that he’s playing a viola like a guitar.
7. Not funny
Hey, come on, he specifically ceded that point.
6. Conan O’Burnin
We can only wonder what Wendy’s Twitter would have to say about this.
5. Happy ending
This one isn’t from YouTube but it’s too bonkers not to share.
4. Facial migration
Whatever, it’s glorious. You’re clearly jealous.
3. For Pete’s sake
I think he’d probably appreciate this.
2. Cardinal directions
Show me the way, Pump.
1. Running man
Maybe he needs to take a few pointers from Tom Cruise.
Just remember, when you’re in a comment section, if you can’t say anything nice, say something clever but devastating.
What’s the best burn you’ve come across lately?
Tell us in the comments.