The ladies of Twitter giveth so many gifts this week, it’s hard to keep track of them all.
In particular, we have these 10 tweets which rain down ALL the lols and awws and feels upon us.
Let’s not dilly dally any longer… we shall consume them all!
1. That escalated quickly…
But if you do that… do it slowly.
I don’t give a fuck about “moist” but if you ever use the word “delicious” or even “tasty” to describe something that isn’t food I might have to kill you
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) November 2, 2019
2. Nawww… she just drinking that drunk life
Hanging with the gals is what they REALLY want to do.
him: “she’s prob cheating on me on her girls trip”
— Nicole ❥ (@nicolington) November 3, 2019
3. Because we’re all too darn nice…
We actually know that ratings matter. ugh!
millenials b like: terrible service. 5 stars and 20% tip so this idiot can pay their bills
— leah? (@leafyIeah) October 31, 2019
4. And I never LOSE this game. Never.
Up until 2 am every night. I’m the final boss of not sleeping.
Body: we need sleep
Me: no, if we sleep before 11:30 we lose
Body: what the fuck are you talking about
— rachel (@maybefrommoon) October 31, 2019
5. Nailed it to the wall!
Oh yes. I am this vibe. All day, every day.
— Gee_Uh ✨♈️ (@Gia_Pett) October 31, 2019
6. Paul Rudd is the best!
This makes me so happy… and she doesn’t even know!
imagine being a kid, going trick or treating, and receiving candy from your friendly neighbor sitting on his porch steps: paul rudd pic.twitter.com/pZJHy8N00Q
— emily (@starksyndrome) November 1, 2019
7. Wow! Shot of confidence out of the BLUE!
Write a nice note to a stranger today! You’ll make their week!
another girl just passed me this note across our lecture hall, im baby? pic.twitter.com/T47Etp768l
— lo✨ (@laurwongs) October 29, 2019
8. One of the many hazards…
But how did he taste?
dating a skinny guy is cool and all until you’re cooking and you accidentally boil him with the noodles
— ashley (@loneIymood) October 18, 2019
9. Sounds like perfection to me!
It’s the succession of care. Awesome!
my therapist just referred to her therapist as my grand-therapist . trying to process.
— corie johnson (@corietjohnson) October 30, 2019
Well, that was certainly a satisfying journey through the land of Tweets! I haven’t laughed like that in a minute. In fact, it’s been at least two weeks since I had such a satisfying litany of guffaws.
What about you? Have any faves that hit you on the right spot?
Let us know in the comments OR share your favorite joke or heartwarming moment too! We love it when our readers make us laugh.