Hey! Do you have a dad? Yeah you do! We all do! Or all of us have HAD a dad at least…

Sorry, that got a little dark.

Sooooo… if you’ve ever have a dad… the tweets below illustrate easily how true the jokes really are – even if men don’t even realize how and when and why it starts to happen.

1. Because kids are exhausting, obvs.

2. Their backs hurt.

3. They don’t really know what year it is.

4. They have so little joy in life.


5. Safety first!


6. Seriously why do they love noise?

7. It’s very serious business.

8. Their diets are cr*p.

9. Ask George Costanza.

10. To irritate others, I’m pretty sure.

11. To make sure they did not, in fact, melt in their hand?

We may not know why this happens to men, but it sure is funny!

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