Yeah, now we’re talking! 11 hilarious tweets to read and share with our friends who can’t find funny things on the internet, so we have to send all that sh^t to them.
Seriously, being the funny friend is SUCH a burden, but it’s something we must do or else our friends would never laugh.
Let’s go!
1. Oh… don’t they wish…
https://twitter.com/atmckenna/status/1184463214186323969
2. Damn Matt… what you do?!
have you or a family member ever dated a guy named matt. you maybe entitled to compensation
— srirwacha (@sarahnicoleryer) October 15, 2019
3. It’s clearly option #2. Duh.
if a centaur had a dick would it be like THIS or like THIS: pic.twitter.com/HoXY0oAu6D
— erin chack (@ErinChack) October 17, 2019
4. It’s settled. Thanks for playing.
me my bananas
🤝
slowly rotting in my house— Borscht the T is silent (@InternetHippo) September 29, 2019
5. Yep. Makes perfect sense.
REMINDER: Beginning October 1, clowns must be licensed and vaccinated.
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) October 1, 2019
6. Jim: “This one is named Fonzie! And this is Ms. Piggy!” Everybody: “Call the police.”
date: can you take off your work gloves
Jim Henson: they have names
— jo (@whatsJo) October 4, 2019
7. No no… they’re perfect…
https://twitter.com/leakypod/status/1179764355006631941
8. Truth
Any 3 things can be a sandwich
— Jeff is Tall (@JeffisTallguy) October 1, 2019
9. Hey, he’s just asking…
wife, giving birth: we have got to get to the hospital ASAP
me: who’s all gonna be there
— chad (@badboychadhoy) October 3, 2019
10. TELL US!!!
what do flight attendants laugh about so much in their little section at the front of the plane, tell us your secret jokes you flying bastards
— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) September 23, 2019
11. Forever Alone
https://twitter.com/dezdelatorre/status/1181582447021940737
All. Pure. Fire.
Which ones made you LOL? Like, literally LAUGH OUT LOUD. Not a chuckle. Laugh THE f*ck out loud?
Drop a comment and let us know!