They say that beggars can’t be choosers, but that’s not strictly true.
As with so many uses of the word “can’t,” it might more properly be replaced with the word “shouldn’t.”
Beggars SHOULDN’T be choosers, because when they are, they end up looking very silly, and then they get showcased on subreddits specifically designed to call them out. Like these people did.
12. If you need
“I’m a YouTuber. Which one? Don’t worry about it.”
Friend tried to sell his Nintendo Switch on eBay…
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11. Free will
That’s the sprite.
If you’re not gonna pay for multiple sprites, there’s no chance you’ll get that game done.
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10. Charity
“Have you thought about starting a small business instead?” What?
I don’t even know what’s happening, am I crazy??
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9. Free for me
I mean sure, B-movies on DVD aren’t worth a lot, but come on dude.
Wants them for free and wants free shipping
byu/CONVERSE1991 inChoosingBeggars
8. Dishonest
Nobody gets angrier faster than someone who doesn’t grasp basic concepts.
How dare you inconvenience me by making me pick up the item you’re giving away for free
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7. My son…
Your son is sick so you…need a free chair?
This CB threatens to kill person over $150 chair
byu/shetlock inChoosingBeggars
6. The naked truth
Well this exchange is just all kinds of awful.
5. Feeling twitchy
I’ll be on the lookout for all those flying pigs.
“I’ll pay you back when my twitch blows up”
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4. No
I genuinely don’t even understand what the internet is anymore.
Yall should see the number of women dropping their venmo codes there, pathetic
byu/ilandedhereyesterday inChoosingBeggars
3. Qualifications
This is what you show an older person when they hit you with JuSt GeT a BeTtEr JoB tHeN.
Laundry list of professional requirements- 88 cents more than minimum wage.
byu/Cursedchildren inChoosingBeggars
2. Crazy mad boys
“You don’t know who I am or what I’m doing and I offer you nothing, but come work for me.”
Yeah sure. All work and no benefits 😀
byu/tittyfuck_00 inChoosingBeggars
1. Park it
Correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure disability stickers entitle you to more CONVENIENT parking, not free.
Two WHOLE dollars?! I always get it for free!!!
byu/Green_eyes_1986 inChoosingBeggars
Beggars shouldn’t be choosers. But they’re gonna anyway. Just try to make sure you’re not counted among their number.
Have you had a situation with a person like this?
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