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Sure, there are times when Twitter can be as big of a trash fire as the rest of the world. There are days, though, when a funny, well-timed tweet is what’s getting you through the day.
If you have a need, don’t worry – we’ve got 12 we think are real gems.
12. You can never be too careful when it comes to food rations.
Yes, I speak from experience.
damn how long y’all plan on being out there?? https://t.co/5XjmOnvV7r
— Bria the Viral RRT 🐍👩🏾⚕️ (@briacheeks) June 25, 2020
11. If one of us fails, we all fail.
Which means…there’s bad news.
This pandemic is exactly why I hated group projects in school.
— erin mallory long (@erinmallorylong) June 25, 2020
10. The apology was for leaving the door open.
And perhaps they DO own a duck now.
Monday morning's reason for apologising during a work call: this duck walked into my kitchen. I do not own a duck. pic.twitter.com/KqOQwC5KHu
— Lucy Nicholls (@LucySomerset) June 22, 2020
9. Everyone knows Twitter is better than the news.
Definitely get off Facebook, though.
desire to desire to
get off social stay informed
media for about events
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— jasmine rice (@jasminericegirl) June 5, 2020
8. I could never resist eating the dough in the fridge.
It’s not a bad idea otherwise.
I found out my 30 y.o brother bakes one cookie a night which is a level of sadness I have yet to unlock
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) June 23, 2020
7. Someone had sticky fingers.
They probably smelled amazing, though.
— Emily Herring is extremely online (@EtheHerring) June 23, 2020
6. No human has ever gotten so much love.
Not for that lame trick, dog.
everyone deserves to see this pic.twitter.com/3N5QIIeiZl
— peggy (@dgdtillidie) June 22, 2020
5. If you’re under 30 and on a dating app, you’re just not trying.
Of course, current circumstances have affected the whole “go out and meet people” thing.
Why are 24 yr olds on dating apps? literally go to the park & give direct eye contact. These apps are for ppl in their 30s who are dead inside with commitment issues, damn.
— Sydnee Washington (@Justsydnyc) June 25, 2020
4. People actually have no shame.
Neither does the restaurant industry in general.
Y’all really out here tipping badly or not tipping????? During a pandemic?????? In restaurants y’all begged for to be open????????????? During a pandemic????????????? pic.twitter.com/VRwJa5jvlX
— yes, lettuce (@_BeeGilly_) June 21, 2020
3. Well if this isn’t the cutest thing I’ve seen in awhile.
It is. It is the cutest thing.
my boyfriend trying to be supportive pic.twitter.com/vkIGqO3kXV
— cassie cao (@thecassiecao) June 26, 2020
2. Dads gotta dad.
Was he reminding the kid or himself?
texting with dad! pic.twitter.com/jioiAC7QoI
— ali waller (@imaliwaller) June 27, 2020
1. Kids these days.
I mean, they may have terrible music but at least they care about the world and stuff.
i’m so tired of the DISRESPECT pic.twitter.com/z5AWGNgiuL
— a 🌸🌼 (@yagirlabz) June 25, 2020
Yep, exactly what I needed!
Which of these was the best, in your opinion? Tell us in the comments!