Sure, there are times when Twitter can be as big of a trash fire as the rest of the world. There are days, though, when a funny, well-timed tweet is what’s getting you through the day.

If you have a need, don’t worry – we’ve got 12 we think are real gems.

12. You can never be too careful when it comes to food rations.

Yes, I speak from experience.

11. If one of us fails, we all fail.

Which means…there’s bad news.

10. The apology was for leaving the door open.

And perhaps they DO own a duck now.

9. Everyone knows Twitter is better than the news.

Definitely get off Facebook, though.

8. I could never resist eating the dough in the fridge.

It’s not a bad idea otherwise.

7. Someone had sticky fingers.

They probably smelled amazing, though.

6. No human has ever gotten so much love.

Not for that lame trick, dog.

5. If you’re under 30 and on a dating app, you’re just not trying.

Of course, current circumstances have affected the whole “go out and meet people” thing.

4. People actually have no shame.

Neither does the restaurant industry in general.

3. Well if this isn’t the cutest thing I’ve seen in awhile.

It is. It is the cutest thing.

2. Dads gotta dad.

Was he reminding the kid or himself?

1. Kids these days.

I mean, they may have terrible music but at least they care about the world and stuff.

Yep, exactly what I needed!

Which of these was the best, in your opinion? Tell us in the comments!