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12. Well, well, well
This goes double in 2020.
FRIEND: so how are you?
ME: I'm well, thanks!
FRIEND: what's new?
ME: not much!
FRIEND: well, what have you been up to?
ME: why are you doing this to me
— dick snickers (@smithsara79) March 26, 2018
11. Oh, snap
They brought sass to a whole new level as well.
The person who discovered snapping must have killed it at every party!
— Amanda Gail (@the_amanda_gail) July 1, 2020
10. Broke as a joke
I see what you did there.
In college, I was so broke that I couldn’t afford to pay the electricity bill. Those were the darkest days of my life.
— keepingitcreel (@Keepingitcreel) April 23, 2019
9. In the bag
Get out.
Grocery Store.
Bag Boy: Paper or plastic?
Customer: Whatever, you pick.
BB: Sorry, baggers can’t be choosers.
— mark normand (@marknorm) July 1, 2020
8. Jitter me timbers
I’m never going to stop.
Me as soon as I finish a cup of coffee pic.twitter.com/RLtRZfnVDG
— Girlsthinkimfunny (@grlsthinkimfuny) July 1, 2020
7. We read you
This is correct and rude.
If you loved the Scholastic book catalogue/book fair then you 100% have anxiety as an adult
— Jordyn Taylor (@jordynhtaylor) July 1, 2020
6. Essential services
This is the healthcare reform nobody talks about.
https://twitter.com/katiehannigan/status/1278369253146624000
5. Psych
Kids today and their extended irony.
anybody wanna get married for 30 years, travel the world, start a family, and fall in love as a joke lol just like be joking the whole time haha
— ☆ (@LilNasX) June 24, 2020
4. Eye of the potato
Dude, you need to put that thing out of its misery.
https://twitter.com/Trippy_HippieTV/status/1189003728860385280
3. What a croc
Sesame secrets revealed.
Cookie Monster has forward facing eyes mounted high upon his head.
This suggests Cookie Monster is a submerged, ambush predator.
Just something to consider.
— Doctor SWOLverine, STRONK medical doctor (@Doc_Wolverine) May 12, 2020
2. Happy travels
If this town doesn’t have an official Queen then what are they even doing?
Currently in a place called Yass but on maps it just seems like everyone’s super excited pic.twitter.com/09djbymeQG
— Mouthfuloffries (@mouthfuloffries) November 18, 2017
1. A bite out of crime
I’m gonna teach my kids not to speak to anyone who does this.
Anyone that bites ice cream don’t fear nothing. Stage one psychopath https://t.co/CyzuuemL0B
— J (@JordanRowes) June 24, 2019
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