There’s nothing better than reading through a list of tweets that are wonderfully curated and funny – and that goes double for hilarious women, because fistbump.
These 12 tweets are going to do the trick for you today, just watch.
12. Now I’m sorry I missed it.
Loved this moment in the Queen’s speech. pic.twitter.com/ohlGDyfyDH
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 5, 2020
11. I see this as a win, honestly.
Had to order p*nis Pasta from Ann Summers due to stock piling covidiots.
Here's my spaghetti bollocknaise ? pic.twitter.com/MReUfD4ZW6
— Rachel (@OpenMindMH) March 27, 2020
10. Does it even matter anymore?
what’s y’alls new sleep schedule mine is 5 am to 2 pm 🙂
— -_- (@imnotbecca) March 29, 2020
9. Life is just so weird right now.
What precautions are you all taking during the global pandemic? My mum is bathing her Tesco delivery pic.twitter.com/96TnBPgjwO
— Evie Lancaster (@EvieLancaster) March 27, 2020
8. Please don’t do it for the love of god.
Not muting your mic is the new reply all
— Dani Burger (@daniburgz) March 30, 2020
7. This is just downright funny.
DHL guys just delivered some stuff and said he needed a picture as they aren’t taking signatures. So there’s me posing and he said not of you doll the package ?
— ???? ? ?????? (@WeeNippySweety) April 1, 2020
6. I do love a good Venn diagram.
— ralu (@ralu_nt) March 29, 2020
5. We did all come out of is as well as TayTay, sadly.
Me explaining to my children what happened in 2020 pic.twitter.com/N0ZTodlpMi
— . (@afterswift13) March 31, 2020
4. How I miss those sticky floors.
(18 months from now)
ME (weeping): it's so beautiful
CASHIER: ma'am this is a Wendy's
ME (weeping harder): I KNOW
— mr. woodhouse was right (@lapittenger) March 28, 2020
My three quarantine moods pic.twitter.com/2qOlYpQMSb
— Maria Mellor (@Maria_mellor) March 28, 2020
2. You can have either whenever you want.
There is no longer AM and PM. There is just "coffee time" and "wine time."
— Sarah McCammon? (@sarahmccammon) April 1, 2020
1. He knows you’re not stepping out on him.
Me: puts on track pants
Husband: what are you getting all dressed up for?
— tanya tagaq (@tagaq) April 2, 2020
I don’t know about you, but I really needed these laughs!
Are you needing extra funnies from your tweets these days? Tell us where you’re finding them in the comments!