There can be no doubt on these two things: women are hilarious, and Twitter is the perfect showcase for their humor.
Please see Exhibit A: these 13 near-perfect tweets. Please enjoy!
13. This was an episode of Seinfeld. Lol.
well my new license plate came in today… wish i could say i paid extra as some sort of sick joke but no. i just so happen to have the worlds worst luck. pic.twitter.com/AFdj4zkJXN
— liza (@lizardwt) April 6, 2020
12. We definitely didn’t expect this.
2020 sounded like the most futuristic year and now we’re all like “I traded my neighbor a handkerchief for some carrots”
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) April 10, 2020
11. A very apt description.
sorry for not responding i forgot i was real
— kenzie (@lowerIQperson) April 5, 2020
10. Confession: I am too old to understand Instagram stories.
the only way to truly enjoy someones Instagram story is if ur completely in love with them or U want them dead. everything in between its like…what is going on here
— helena (@freshhel) April 6, 2020
9. Let’s all get crazy.
tits out for the nhs at 8 tomorrow
— keithy ? ?? (@442keith) April 8, 2020
8. This is my favorite tweet of the modern age.
Choosing your quarantine character ???
— Danielle Baskin (@djbaskin) April 5, 2020
7. Alcohol brings its own fun.
quarantine has really showed me you don’t need fun to have alcohol
— gabs (@gabs_leu) April 4, 2020
6. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
When my ex hit me up with “wyd” pic.twitter.com/pzjtf0qRLh
— NIESHADON (@iam_gia876) April 7, 2020
5. He’s hunting. Ha!
Tiny shedding gecko looks like he’s wearing a tiny gecko costume pic.twitter.com/quYgEZ126c
— little death (@ceej765) April 3, 2020
4. It’s felt like that since 2016 tbh.
someone said 2020 feels like when scar took over pride rock ?????
— ? yaz ? (@saffronhuni) April 3, 2020
3. It’s time to lower expectations.
me trying to do literally anything in the past three weeks pic.twitter.com/Qpk9Nh31tD
— Catherine (@catejmiller) April 4, 2020
2. It’s somewhere in the middle.
I’m not coming out of my cage nor am I doing just fine
— glamorous reptile (@glamoureptile) April 10, 2020
1. Hahahahaha someone will get mad about this.
Took this photo at my local park this afternoon. Makes me livid ? pic.twitter.com/qwc5TxmhSp
— Richard V. Hirst (@vivmondo) April 5, 2020
I’m giggling and I’ve gotta say, I really needed that today!
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