If you’re as old as I am, you”ll remember the commercials from the era of the “war on drugs” – the ones where someone would hold up an egg, tell you it’s your brain, then crack it into a hot frying pan before informing viewers “this is your brain on drugs.”

Simple, stark, and effective.

But as long as people are out there heedlessly frying their minds, we might as well reap the rewards in the form of pretty hilarious online tweet-ery.

So, here you go.

12. Woowwwwww. That is quite the accomplishment, if you think about it.

11. A thoughtful reflection on society and consumerism.

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10. Lesson: you cannot fool your mother, so don’t even try.

This had to be the best thing Ive read today.
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9. I mean, it’s a pretty solid joke.

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8. Maybe not, but it still gets the job done, apparently.

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7. That’s one way to get through the holiday season.

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6. This just gets better and better with every word.

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5. To steal or not to steal…

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4. I’m going to guess you didn’t get that refund.

3. On the upside, at least you’re not being haunted.

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2. This hotdog is basically a superhero.

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1. You wouldn’t want to get those little wrinkles around your eyes.

See what I mean? Funny. Even if it’s a bit wrong to laugh.

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