Boy, do I love a funny tweet.
And, do you know what’s even better than a single funny tweet? A bunch of them all grouped together in one convenient article!
And that’s exactly what we have in store for you with this article.
It’s jam-packed with tweets that we just know are gonna make you LOL.
So let’s get started and let the laughing begin!
1. Hell yes!
Now you can pretend you’re falling asleep at school.
https://twitter.com/boopyape/status/1262491322616672258
2. God is proud of this one.
Pockets and all!
*God creates the Kangaroo*
Angel: That’s a cute animal!
God: Thanks, it has pockets 🙂
— it’s jess!! (@jessica_sproge) May 14, 2020
3. Why are you doing that?
You should be more like me!
You're rubbing sanitizer all over your hands to kill germs. Mine are coated in a protective layer of queso. We are not the same.
— Moderately Mom (@moderately_mom) March 31, 2020
4. Oh, now I get it…
The older you get, the more you realize this…
When I was a kid: why do athletes retire in their 30s they’re still so young
Me in my 30s now: *trying to get up from a couch* yep ok
— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) March 10, 2019
5. Major life goal, right here.
Are you on the right path?
https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1261135573500256260
6. This is what I keep telling myself.
Another pizza over here!
Maybe I’m not fat and this is simply my ideal weight, as nature intended. And after all, who am I to argue with nature’s wisdom? *eats an entire pizza*
— idealpiper (@idealpiper) May 10, 2020
7. I am both of them.
Some people just check both of the boxes.
There are two types of people: people who drink because they’re bored, and people who drink to have a good time.
I’m both those people.
— TWEETS ABOUT WINE (@wwlwine) May 19, 2020
8. That was your exercise for the day.
Hey, at least you’re looking into it.
I’ll spend half of my day at work looking up how to lose a double chin only to not follow through with the workouts
— 30andTired (@30andTired) May 18, 2020
9. You nailed it!
At least you didn’t say “I love you.”
me trying to be cool and normal talking to the cashier leaving CVS pic.twitter.com/rhCs5zgcoD
— mustard clown (@markydoodoo) May 19, 2019
10. This is the best tweet of all time.
Because it’s so damn accurate!
I've never met a landlord & thought, "that's someone who should own a building."
— Dan Perlman (@danjperlman) May 5, 2020
11. My parents haven’t even heard of social media.
And I’d like to keep it that way!
My parents use social media like serial killers. No pic. No followers. They only follow their three kids. They just read my posts and breathe heavily behind the computer screen.
— Maria DeCotis (@MariaDeCotis) May 11, 2020
12. See you later!
The guy just decided to make a run for it.
There was a tweet that asked about worst breakups and this lady said she dated this guy for 6 months and one day they were walking in town and he just started running, took off. And that was the last time she saw him😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/FhNVtF8PuX
— Sphetho (@SphethoSimelane) December 17, 2019
Was I right, or was I right?
I think you know the answer to that…
Okay, now we need our dear readers to do us a favor.
In the comments, please share something you think will make us laugh: a meme, a tweet, a joke, a video, anything!
Thanks in advance!