If you’re feeling a little too hot under the collar today, you can cool down for a minute in the enormous amounts of shade being thrown by these posts.
Some people dabble in passive-aggressive behavior. Some people master it. Consider these Instagram posts an absolute masterclass.
Here are twelve signs that took passive-aggressive (or in some cases, just aggressive) to a whole new level.
12. Bending over backward
The light in me sees the poop you just left there.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B88r6Lylw4n/?utm_source=ig_embed
11. Dirty business
Are you sure you didn’t just stumble onto the set of a porno?
10. Duly noted
The fact that these are computer-printed and not just hand written really speaks volumes.
https://www.instagram.com/p/cu4mfNRmlu/?utm_source=ig_embed
9. Neighborly advice
If this ain’t the biggest wake up call…
8. Don’t quit your day job
Ah the joys of paper-thin apartment walls.
7. No soup for you
Liar liar, mouth on fire.
6. Above average
Hey that’s still pretty good, all things considered.
5. Dating advice
This is the completely unnecessary sass that I am here for.
https://www.instagram.com/p/eK93DmEBhr/?utm_source=ig_embed
4. Water you waiting for?
Don’t be a mooch.
3. Poetry in motion
That is commitment.
2. Try for dry
Aw, they’re like festive little alcoholic jingle bells.
1. One man’s trash
This reads like a ransom note by a Dalek or something.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B1rPLOEnO-i/?utm_source=ig_embed
Despite the shade, I’m still feeling all of that heat. Never get in the way of someone willing to write you up like that. The note is a warning. The storm that follows will be vast and furious.
Have you passed along notes like this?
Tell us about it in the comments!