I have an important question for you. Who’s a good boy? Followup – who’s the goodest woodest in the whole wide world?

Whassa fluffy lil guy whosa bestest yes he is yes he is?

Issa baby goody fren the tummy-rubbin schweetes wittow maaan?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you understand pets, and these memes are for you.

12. Get a leg up

You can’t get any more beautiful, friend.

11. Chonk education

“I gotta say this is all pretty eye-opening, Greg.”

10. Birb is the word

Comin’ out of my cage and I’ve been doin’ just fine…

9. Crowning glory

This dog is on drugs and you can’t convince me otherwise.

8. Dark times

If you get it, you get it.

7. Burrito boy

Who DARES disturb his slumber?

6. Hair raising friendship

Dis new fren. Is also hat. Heckin’ versatile.

5. Warning signs

He’s doin’ us a serious, you guys.

4. Butt wait!

The whole kitten cabooty.

3. Horse dog

The world is his kennel.

2. I’ll be brief

Never ever leave home without one.

1. Cat cuddles

I have all the friends I need, than you very much.

Pets are the best. If you don’t have one, get one. If your landlord won’t let you, get one anyway. Fight the power. This is the ultimate and most necessary form of civil disobedience.

Who’s your bestest pet?

Tell us all about them in the comments.