Let’s be honest – there’s not a lot to laugh about in the world these days. Those feelings transfer to Twitter and other social media platforms, meaning that even though we’re getting a good amount of time devoted to worthy social justice and public health causes, we aren’t getting as many opportunities to laugh as usual.
Which makes these 12 recent funnies all the more precious, if you ask me!
12. We are all to blame.
He’s like the world’s abusive boyfriend.
Idk how Jeff besos is so rich pic.twitter.com/AZMgyuXQjO
— nicolanna ☾ (@NicPulitano) May 16, 2020
11. I suppose maybe that’s not something you want to admit to everyone.
Those meat people can be pretty judgy.
im always intrigued by close friends stories…who not allowed to see u grilling zucchini
— nina (@kwochi1) May 18, 2020
10. Why are our memories of this so strong?
A frosty malt at the ballpark, nothing better.
All I can remember is the flavor of that spoon. pic.twitter.com/NTFlYmF1p8
— Kae Lani (@KaeLaniSays) May 18, 2020
9. Good thing they don’t go back and review the tapes.
We all need to keep our jobs right now.
Not one person who went for a job interview in 2015 got the answer right to, "So where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"
— Antonia (@Flaminhaystack) May 21, 2020
8. I have no idea why this made me snort-laugh.
It’s so dumb, and yet…
Drop ? that ? skincare ? routine ? pic.twitter.com/AUkYoXduay
— Valarry (@otter_weekend) May 17, 2020
7. They should really learn to read the room.
Which we’re all in, because we’re all always at home.
How is FedEx still trying to pull "we tried to deliver but you weren't home?" I'm the most home I've ever been.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) May 22, 2020
6. I’m amazed at how often it gets it right, honestly.
a song I heard
years ago only
knowing the melody google pic.twitter.com/pCXHHH8e3i
— Elizabeth Zaks (@ElizabethZaks) May 29, 2019
5. The most emo of showers.
It could cover all of your emotions at once!
imagine sitting down and crying in this shower https://t.co/mpjmvCkYkJ
— kay? (@coIIegebby) May 19, 2020
4. They know what the people want!
Someday we will all want salad again, to counteract all of the ice cream we’ve eaten these past months. But not today.
My grocery store has replaced the salad in the salad bar with…. liquor. pic.twitter.com/eGemUkvbj8
— Emily A. (@emzorbit) May 19, 2020
3. Right? What is Zoom and where did it come from?
This pandemic hasn’t been bad for everyone, that’s for sure.
Skype really fumbled the bag with a 17 year lead
— Lil riri (@xoxo_riya) May 19, 2020
2. It’s best to learn at a young age not to mess with cat people.
They’re not right in the head, I tell you.
My 10 year old neighbour just threw a cup of water over my cat who was sitting on the fence minding his own business n laughed so I threw a basin of water over him from the window and now his dad is at my door going mental but I don’t see the problem, don’t touch my cat
— shannon (@shannoncooperox) May 20, 2020
1. Those would sell like hotcakes on Etsy.
Hell, the probably already are.
I made a 2020 commemorative candle pic.twitter.com/I3jo1HfC6X
— stephie time sadness (@Stephamaybe) May 19, 2020
These really hit the spot this morning, did they not?
If you’ve got a favorite tweet of the week, please drop it in the comments!