Nobody likes a cheater, mostly because there’s really no excuse good enough for choosing to break someone’s trust in the worst possible way instead of just breaking things off cleanly.
So @that1mum on Twitter posed the question…
https://twitter.com/that1mum/status/1202238764015333377?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fehisosifo1%2Ffunny-reasons-people-gave-for-cheating-twitter
…and these 12 people were told by their SO’s the “good reason,” when in reality, they only made things somehow worse.
12. This is like the Zack Morris excuse.
https://twitter.com/lanzo0rtega/status/1202240364846956544?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fehisosifo1%2Ffunny-reasons-people-gave-for-cheating-twitter
11. He was only thinking of her.
https://twitter.com/B1TCHj/status/1202385023573340160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fehisosifo1%2Ffunny-reasons-people-gave-for-cheating-twitter
10. I mean fair is fair.
The other girl bought him a Jimmy Johns sandwich so he had to pay her back somehow 🤷🏼♀️
— kat (@Kat_Dombroski) December 4, 2019
9. She’s obviously some kind of psycho too, then.
https://twitter.com/VivanteFemme/status/1202747942249086976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fehisosifo1%2Ffunny-reasons-people-gave-for-cheating-twitter
8. The chicken or the egg?
Oh! Also, he thought I was going through his phone so he wanted to do something for me to actually find
— ash ♥︎ (@lemondaisey) December 4, 2019
7. Didn’t want to wake you up for…?
Because I came home in a bad mood
Because I was a state away
Because he was drunk
But my personal favorite was “I didn’t want to wake you up” 😐— Aidan Beebe (@MarionAidan) December 4, 2019
6. Boy, bye.
https://twitter.com/_miniracer/status/1202309789121822720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fehisosifo1%2Ffunny-reasons-people-gave-for-cheating-twitter
5. What, should she write a thank you note?
https://twitter.com/DaniPayson/status/1202776904941613057?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fehisosifo1%2Ffunny-reasons-people-gave-for-cheating-twitter
4. That doesn’t sound like the God I know.
I had an ex literally tell me God was telling him to cheat and that it was his destiny to do it. 😂
— clem (@cranpomegranate) December 4, 2019
3. It was a break, maybe.
https://twitter.com/JupiterDreamCo/status/1202500482738069504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fehisosifo1%2Ffunny-reasons-people-gave-for-cheating-twitter
2. Oh, grow up.
“I didn’t know how to tell you I wanna breakup with you” well… was that so hard??🥴
— Ash🌵 (@itscuntiss_) December 4, 2019
1. Dodged a bullet there.
I was too busy with the wedding planning that I wasn’t giving him enough of my time bahah
— Aimée (@aimeeewayss) December 5, 2019
The secondhand rage is strong for me.
How are you feeling? I truly hope you don’t have any stories like these!
But if you do… share them in the comments, yo!