What is it like going through the ordeal of having pubic lice (also known as crabs)?

While it’s something you’ve probably only heard of people having, these individuals reinforce the idea that the pesky insect is still alive and well. Read on as people explain the horrifying ways they contracted crabs and what they did to get rid of it.

Find out all about their experiences in these confessions that will make your skin crawl.

1. That is some BAD luck

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2. It’s not an STD, technically…

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3. Sure you did… that’s what they all say…

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4. Twice in one year? Lucky!!!

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5. Well, that’ll teach you not to use Grindr…

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6. Really? Because crabs are EASILY seen.

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7. Karma is a bitch… and sometimes a crabby bitch!

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8. No, we can not all agree on that.

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9. The hair will grow back. The shame can’t be washed off.

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10. Well, time to get rid of your partner…

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11. Time to go see the doctor on a regular basis, yeah?

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12. Yeah, bring your microscope…

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So, we know you’re not going to share any stories with us when YOU got crabs… but you can always tell us about friends.

Do that in the comments. Because you know you want to…