Call me crazy, but I thought that when you want to sell your house, it’s a good idea to get the place REALLY clean and REALLY perfect-looking so you can offload it to someone who actually, oh I don’t know, wants to buy the place.

Just a thought…

But, apparently, that’s not how it works for a lot of people who are selling their pad.

Because there’s a whole Instagram page dedicated to the weird and frankly terrible things that real estate agents stumble upon as they make their way through places for sale.

Here are some of the best/worst examples of what I’m talking about…

1. I’m glad you cleaned the place up!

Ready to move right in!

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At least they haven’t left the seat up. #realestate #realty #badrealtyphotos #lol #omg #wtf #interiors #interiordesign #estateagents #location #granddesigns #funny #realestatefails #realestatefail #realtyfail #realtorfail #archilife #archigram

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2. They do love America…

But they should probably do some vacuuming.

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The Untidy States of America. #realestate #realty #badrealtyphotos #lol #omg #wtf #interiors #interiordesign #estateagents #location #granddesigns #funny #realestatefails #realestatefail #realtyfail #realtorfail #archilife #archigram

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3. Open living plan.

Not the kind I imagined, though…

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That time when open plan living broke through the acceptability threshold. #realestate #realty #badrealtyphotos #lol #omg #wtf #interiors #interiordesign #estateagents #location #granddesigns #funny #realestatefails #realestatefail #realtyfail #realtorfail #archilife #archigram

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4. The all-purpose room.

Is the bed in there, too?

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Definition of bad kitchen etiquette? Leaving the seat up. #realestate #realty #badrealtyphotos #lol #omg #wtf #interiors #interiordesign #estateagents #location #granddesigns #funny #realestatefails #realestatefail #realtyfail #realtorfail #archilife #archigram

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5. I guess there’s not a garage?

What if you actually need to move the car?

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Off-street parking. #realestate #realty #badrealtyphotos #lol #omg #wtf #interiors #interiordesign #estateagents #location #granddesigns #funny #realestatefails #realestatefail #realtyfail #realtorfail #archilife #archigram

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6. This just makes my head hurt.

The house is on a bit of a hill…or something.

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“Have you seen Grandpa? I parked his wheelchair right here” “Try the back yard” #realestate #realty #badrealtyphotos #lol #omg #wtf #interiors #interiordesign #estateagents #location #granddesigns #funny #realestatefails #realestatefail #realtyfail #realtorfail #archilife #archigram

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7. On the next episode of Hoarders.

Just grosses me out.

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I’ll make the bed as soon as I can find it. #realestate #realty #badrealtyphotos #lol #omg #wtf #interiors #interiordesign #estateagents #location #granddesigns #funny #realestatefails #realestatefail #realtyfail #realtorfail

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8. The perfect place for a trampoline.

The back yard just doesn’t cut it anymore.

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An interesting alternative to coffee and cigars. #realestate #realty #badrealtyphotos #lol #omg #wtf #interiors #interiordesign #estateagents #location #granddesigns #funny #realestatefails #realestatefail #realtyfail #realtorfail #trampoline

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9. Some beautiful artwork in here.

This piece better be included with the house.

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Evidently the bathroom is members only. #realestate #realty #badrealtyphotos #lol #omg #wtf #interiors #interiordesign #estateagents #location #granddesigns #funny #realestatefails #realestatefail #realtyfail #realtorfail

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10. And here’s the bathroom!

The bathroom from Hell, I meant.

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I think it’s too late for just air freshener. That looks quite established. #realestate #realty #badrealtyphotos #lol #omg #wtf #interiors #interiordesign #estateagents #location #granddesigns #funny #realestatefails #realestatefail #realtyfail #realtorfail

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11. A cozy spot for dinner and drinks.

Doing things a little differently…

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Dinner will be served in the garage, after which you’re welcome to join us in the shed for drinks. #realestate #realty #badrealtyphotos #lol #omg #wtf #interiors #interiordesign #estateagents #location #granddesigns #funny #realestatefails #realestatefail #realtyfail #realtorfail

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12. If you guys are ready to see the s^x dungeon, follow me.

Well, I’m sold!

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Four bedrooms, two bathrooms, a games room, and a fully equipped medieval sex dungeon. #realestate #realty #badrealtyphotos #lol #omg #wtf #interiors #interiordesign #estateagents #location #granddesigns #funny #realestatefails #realestatefail #realtyfail #realtorfail #bdsmcommunity #bdsm

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13. And finally, we have this gem.

The previous owners were totally normal, great people.

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Happy Saturday from Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos. Don’t have nightmares. #realestate #realty #badrealtyphotos #lol #omg #wtf #interiors #interiordesign #estateagents #location #granddesigns #funny #realestatefails #realestatefail #realtyfail #realtorfail

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A word to the wise: if you plan on selling your house, DON’T follow the leads of any of these people.

Or else your property might be sitting on the market for a very long time…

Have you ever had any experiences where you went to look at a house or an apartment and you couldn’t believe what you were seeing?

Tell us about it in the comments!