There are plenty of things you learn in high school – how to do your own laundry, how to drive a car, how to sneak in the house without waking up your parents – but there’s also plenty that no one thinks to teach you.
But that’s okay, because when you hit your first weeks at college, you’re going to learn things like these 12 whether you want to or not.
12. He’ll probably be talking about in in therapy.
some kid in the library is bragging loudly about how he got a 35 on the ACT well sir I signed up for the ACT but forgot I did and missed the test and we still ended up at the same school how does that make you feel
— s*d (@06fordexplorer) March 3, 2019
11. Truer words have never been spoken.
STOP ENCOURAGING EVERYONE TO GO TO COLLEGE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PARKING
— Austin Sawyer (@_austinsawyer) August 29, 2017
10. Such a strange purgatory.
https://twitter.com/erinlyman36/status/1044680602983821312?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaves4%2Fcollege-high-school-tweets
9. That’s the nicest word for it.
going to school inbetween thanksgiving and christmas break feels like the last lap in mario kart where the music is all fast and gets really stressful
— hannah (@supersendsauce) November 26, 2018
8. Like a box of chocolates.
half of college professors are like “you can know nothing about me except my name” and the other half are like “and that’s why my wife left me! anyway what’s up with y’all”
— lesbian mothman 🇵🇸 (@verysmallriver) November 1, 2018
7. Almost every time.
Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post skip class depression? Like damn I should’ve just went
— Fleaonardo DiClapyaho (@FlackoHefner) November 20, 2018
6. It’s all about managing your moods.
My first college test I got a 68 and actually cried in the classroom.
Today I got a 52 on an exam and I took myself out for chicken tenders
— gabbi (@thisbegrm) October 26, 2017
5. College forces you to think for yourself.
https://twitter.com/samiwert/status/862498951651631104
4. It never feels quite right.
https://twitter.com/Keally22/status/1063596012445396992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaves4%2Fcollege-high-school-tweets
3. You gotta know where your line in the sand is.
Yesterday a girl walked into class with an iced coffee and my prof told her she couldn’t have it so she just walked out and never came back and I can’t stop thinking about it
— Rachel Walters (@rachelhelenw) January 31, 2019
2. He might be a genius.
i just saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work
— mags (@maggieisntcool) October 1, 2018
1. One of the great mysteries of the universe.
https://twitter.com/GabrielllaRosee/status/935209707383525378?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaves4%2Fcollege-high-school-tweets
Am I right or am I right?!
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