SEX. Now that I have your attention: sex. Pretty much everybody loves it. We love it so much that we revel in trying to be sexy for each other. But the thing about us is that we’re all human beings, and the sexiest laid plans of mice and men will often go awry (especially if they involve mice, what are you doing?).
Here are 12 hilarious times that people tried to be sexy and it didn’t go well at all.
12. Sugar rush
Try to get some action, end up with the diabeetus.
11. Kitchen nightmares
If you can’t take the heat…you should probably still be wearing clothes in there.
10. Twist and shout
Is this what they used to call “necking?”
9. Party in the potty
This one has so many twists and turns, it’s wonderful.
8. Ice cold
I’ve heard of being into chocking but this is ridiculous.
7. Pressing the issue
It’s the thought that counts?
6. A foot away
This is probably not what he meant when he said he wanted to smash.
5. Lactose intolerant
Alright but that’s hilarious.
4. Fallen comrades
Press F in the chat to pay respects.
3. Don’t sweat it
Temperature is an important factor to consider in these plans.
2. Knife guys finish last
I guess you can still have your cake and eat it too.
1. Toot toot
At least you got a good story out of it.
I don’t know about you, but I’m definitely all hot and bothered now. Not turned on, it’s just literally hot in here and these stories are bothering me.
Have you ever experienced something like this?
Tell us about it in the comments.