SEX. Now that I have your attention: sex. Pretty much everybody loves it. We love it so much that we revel in trying to be sexy for each other. But the thing about us is that we’re all human beings, and the sexiest laid plans of mice and men will often go awry (especially if they involve mice, what are you doing?).

Here are 12 hilarious times that people tried to be sexy and it didn’t go well at all.

12. Sugar rush

Try to get some action, end up with the diabeetus.

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11. Kitchen nightmares

If you can’t take the heat…you should probably still be wearing clothes in there.

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10. Twist and shout

Is this what they used to call “necking?”

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9. Party in the potty

This one has so many twists and turns, it’s wonderful.

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8. Ice cold

I’ve heard of being into chocking but this is ridiculous.

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7. Pressing the issue

It’s the thought that counts?

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6. A foot away

This is probably not what he meant when he said he wanted to smash.

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5. Lactose intolerant

Alright but that’s hilarious.

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4. Fallen comrades

Press F in the chat to pay respects.

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3. Don’t sweat it

Temperature is an important factor to consider in these plans.

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2. Knife guys finish last

I guess you can still have your cake and eat it too.

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1. Toot toot

At least you got a good story out of it.

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I don’t know about you, but I’m definitely all hot and bothered now. Not turned on, it’s just literally hot in here and these stories are bothering me.

Have you ever experienced something like this?

Tell us about it in the comments.