It’s a brave new world out there, folks, when “famous” can have myriad meanings – and when one of those things is “has lots of followers because she takes pretty pictures for Instagram.”
I’m serious.
And y’all, these influencers get free stuff all the time, because businesses figure their service or product will get mentioned in front of all those followers.
The more followers, the better engagement, the nicer your free stuff.
Here, though, are 12 influencers who asked for things a bit out of their reach, and got smacked down in pretty public ways.
12. This is very sadly not a joke.
This F*ke guru has 186k Followers and always post about how much money he makes. from ChoosingBeggars
11. Well, this is very telling.
When rando "Influencers" ask me for free merch I always propose my offer
They can buy what they want and I'll give them a coupon code for them to post. If the code is used at least 10 times in 30 days I will refund their entire purchase + shipping
No one ever takes me up on it
— Shattered-Earth (@Shattered_Earth) May 1, 2019
10. Wild, standing applause.
D grade reality cook tries to offer exposure to award winning restaurant from ChoosingBeggars
9. You can call them rude, but…
8. Consider yourselves smacked down.
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7. Yikes, y’all Just…yikes.
6. It never takes too long for true colors to emerge.
I guess I just lost the biggest opportunity of my life from ChoosingBeggars
5. Short, sweet, and to the point.
This ice cream man’s response to a choosing beggar gives me hope for humanity. from ChoosingBeggars
4. You know, just like everyone else?
View this post on InstagramParry. And thrust. #couscousforcomment @gauthierinsoho
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3. How about we try this instead.
2. I see this plan is catching on.
The only way to protect your business from wild CB’s from ChoosingBeggars
1. This whiny justification makes me want to puke.
Hot Take: social media “influencers” are useless and pointless from tumblr
Does it make me a bad person that I really enjoyed reading these? Don’t answer that.
INSTEAD… let us know your favorite influencer takedowns in the comments! Because we love the sh^t out of that!