You know that feeling when you’re looking at a very relatable tweet or meme and you find it so relatable that you relate to it?
Pretty relatable experience, right?
Sorry, I seem to be getting stuck in an endless recursive loop of relatability. But that happens to you all the time, I’m sure. You can relate. Oh God. It’s still happening. Soon I’ll become so relatable that I’ll actually cease to be a separate consciousness from the rest of reality, and everyone will be me, and I them!
DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS?!
LOOK AT THESE TWEETS!
12. (ok google)
Please don’t tell anyone how I live.
yall ever have to google a question so dumb that u gotta go into incognito mode
— purgatori (@tori_norii) March 15, 2019
11. Security alert
I don’t think I’m a thief but perhaps most thieves don’t.
U know that feeling of anxiety as you’re about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and u think omg did I shove a tv up my ass i can't remember
— ︎m@thew (@TweetPotato314) December 26, 2019
10. The memory hole
It’s another world in there – time just works differently.
Me standing in the shower after reaching for the conditioner trying to remember if I used shampoo yet pic.twitter.com/vhfBbiB1sh
— Amanda May (@ABXOX) August 7, 2018
9. Pace yourself
My entire body is an unending mess, I don’t get how people take anything slow.
Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life
— Deyoncé (@deelalz) April 3, 2019
8. My fault
Hi, my name is WHAT my name is WHO my name is…
One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is. I really need to work on this
— ᎶᎥᏞᏞᎬᎽ (@TraeGilley) July 7, 2018
7. It’s the music in you
Putting the sound of police sirens in music should be illegal.
Me checking to see if those weird sounds are part of the music or not pic.twitter.com/M0aAF84SN3
— Bryan (@bryan_senpai) June 10, 2020
6. Always be prepared
Aaaaaand one pair of pants.
Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they're gone?
— Anxiety rising (@gilineezy) December 28, 2018
5. Take a breath
Seriously, how are some of y’all like this?
you ever lay next to someone and try to breath like them and almost die?????
— samm (@DonatoSammee) July 17, 2018
4. The sport of track
“Oh cool! It’s still in a warehouse four states away!”
My impatient ass tracking the order I just placed 2 minutes ago pic.twitter.com/zzcL8mteHh
— Fatimah Al-Hasawi™ ☭ (@Its_Phatimah) July 24, 2020
3. Eye, there’s the rub
Further proof that our senses are all interconnected.
Don’t talk to me while I’m rubbing my eye, I’m not gonna hear you.
— 𝕛𝕒𝕞 (@iimjamz) July 29, 2019
2. The tight squeeze
If I don’t get to the end before I have to reenter reality, then reality wins.
Me trying to squeeze a 5 minute song in before I arrive at my destination that's 2 minutes away pic.twitter.com/pxNu3jOHnB
— gwen the psychic (@alltheangelssay) July 31, 2017
1. Paranormal activity
Because standing up is for quitters.
Me at 3am trying to plug in my charger without getting out of the bed pic.twitter.com/4RlE3vWKPK
— b (@BlaineLSimpson) June 15, 2020
OH GOD I CAN’T STOP RELATING!
WHICH ONE DO YOU RELATE TO THE MOST?
TELL ME IN THE COMMENTS AND FREE ME FROM THIS LOOP!