Season’s Tweetings to you! I’m not entirely sure what that means, it’s just a phrase that popped into my head today and I wanted to start using it to see if it would catch on. Seems like the sort of thing that would really only work around the holiday season, but maybe it can be more evergreen if we really push it? I dunno. I think it’s dope.

Anyway, while I’m sorting that out, you should check out these funny tweets.

12. Rat race

Look at Braggy McBragface and her “I can run more than 10 feet without getting winded” crap.

11. Ghost mode

I’m sorry if you can’t see that.

10. Greek treats

This is giving me an idea for a Greek yogurt themed desert shop.

9. The back nine

To be fair, some of us never even get this far.

8. Chugging into your nighmares

Nathan had seen everything. It was time to go.

7. Glow up

From Troy story to bearded glory.

6. Man & machine

They say couples start to look like each other over time.

5. Not your lucky day

I’d say we should take this outside, but I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to stay in my house.

4. The void

You’re the real heroes.

3. So much winning

“I’d like to thank nobody. None of you. You’re all awful.”

2. Drunken logic

It’s fun explaining the same simple things to people 900 times a day.

1. Well, actually

This is my formal education.

Hope you liked those Tweets. If so, spread them to others. After all, that’s what the spirit of Season’s Tweetings is all about! (I’m gonna make this happen, I swear.)

Who’s on your list of essential must-follows on Twitter?

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