Season’s Tweetings to you! I’m not entirely sure what that means, it’s just a phrase that popped into my head today and I wanted to start using it to see if it would catch on. Seems like the sort of thing that would really only work around the holiday season, but maybe it can be more evergreen if we really push it? I dunno. I think it’s dope.
Anyway, while I’m sorting that out, you should check out these funny tweets.
12. Rat race
Look at Braggy McBragface and her “I can run more than 10 feet without getting winded” crap.
wtf is a 401k I can barely run 2 miles š
— cal? (@cal_gif) July 20, 2020
11. Ghost mode
I’m sorry if you can’t see that.
— E (@_bonitaevita) July 20, 2020
10. Greek treats
This is giving me an idea for a Greek yogurt themed desert shop.
https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1285254479839928320
9. The back nine
To be fair, some of us never even get this far.
boys donāt mature. they just graduate from xbox to golf.
— emily fales (@emilyannfales) July 19, 2020
8. Chugging into your nighmares
Nathan had seen everything. It was time to go.
My son has a Thomas the Train bed and now Iāll never sleep again pic.twitter.com/ilvjY4LERs
— Nathan Thomas (@isosmrt) July 18, 2020
7. Glow up
From Troy story to bearded glory.
https://twitter.com/MOSHxSPICE/status/1283448837651275776
6. Man & machine
They say couples start to look like each other over time.
I drove a Volvo in high school and perhaps it wore off on my dna https://t.co/JBIb6mmUDP
— nick kroll (@nickkroll) July 21, 2020
5. Not your lucky day
I’d say we should take this outside, but I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to stay in my house.
Iāve never wanted to physically fight a calendar year so bad in my entire life
— Pastor Ben (@BenjaminPDixon) July 20, 2020
4. The void
You’re the real heroes.
the oscar for outstanding performance this yr goes to the people who posted black boxes on instagram and never said a word again š
— miski šø (@musegold) July 20, 2020
3. So much winning
“I’d like to thank nobody. None of you. You’re all awful.”
https://twitter.com/MattEvuns/status/1284990209516539904
2. Drunken logic
It’s fun explaining the same simple things to people 900 times a day.
Wear your mask āŗļø pic.twitter.com/LzpAYyk74P
— nick (@airpodqueen) July 18, 2020
1. Well, actually
This is my formal education.
realized I havenāt learned anything new in so long cause I havenāt hung out with someoneās new boyfriend
— Chris Fleming (@chrisfluming) July 20, 2020
Hope you liked those Tweets. If so, spread them to others. After all, that’s what the spirit of Season’s Tweetings is all about! (I’m gonna make this happen, I swear.)
Who’s on your list of essential must-follows on Twitter?
Tell us in the comments.