Twitter is many things, and – love it or hate it – one of them is funny.
And fam… real talk… it takes more work than you’d think to craft the perfect 280 character joke. But we think these 12 people have absolutely nailed it.
12. I’m embarrassed how many times I’ve read this.
Gimme the teat boys, I’m still a foal
I wanna drink milk from an areole
I can’t chew hay
— angry wet spider (@birdbutterer) March 26, 2019
11. Looking for feedback kthanks.
— balint (@252a3d) March 27, 2019
10. It’s you, not me.
A huge red flag for me is when a date doesn't find me funny, it demonstrates that there exists perhaps a cultural gap that is simply too far to bridge, I am the funniest person I have ever met, I regularly walk into traffic because I am overcome with laughter thinking about me
— nathan ma ?➡️?️?️ (@nthnashma) March 24, 2019
9. IDK I’m a mom and not that pretty.
my mom picking me up at school because i threw up in the bathroom pic.twitter.com/2TXHMOYKOa
— Danielle Betsy (@sistersome) March 28, 2019
8. When life comes full circle.
i can’t believe my little brother is a father we used to have to hide beans in the higher up cabinets so he wouldn’t shove them up his nose
— jaboukie (@jaboukie) March 25, 2019
7. I feel like that’s totally reasonable.
current mood: absolutely losing it over these pics of bad panoramas of dogs pic.twitter.com/bnUpLztGbH
— peesha (@jocelynseip) March 27, 2019
6. Definitely a candidate for best thrift store find.
I AM NOW THE PROUD OWNER OF THE GREATEST KNIFE IN THE WORLD pic.twitter.com/7ljkoo2N9L
— Heather ⬢ Flowers (@HTHRFLWRS) March 24, 2019
5. You’re not OG you can’t do that.
Birds are dinosaurs? No. I want dinosaurs here or I want them completely gone. I don't need a bullsh^t imitation dinosaur to sh^t on my car.
— NOT A METH LAB (@jenlaw_11) August 31, 2014
4. Nobody ever thinks to ask.
how’s waldo? pic.twitter.com/FWFAeJRVjf
— Tommy Siegel (@TommySiegel) March 24, 2019
3. Every year when it’s time to send Christmas cards.
modern friendship is texting "remind me of your address again" back and forth forever even though there's a space to save addresses right there in your contacts
— anna borges ? (@annabroges) March 26, 2019
2. So say we all.
Being gay isn’t a choice, it’s an involuntary thing that happens when J.K. Rowling decides it’s your time.
— James Potter (@dontforgetjames) March 23, 2019
1. Where is that written, though?
I'm not doubting that you're 1/8th Pond People, but this is a research paper. You can't cite "BOG WISDOM"
— bandit (@UtilityLimb) October 14, 2011
I definitely needed a good laugh, how about you?
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