Twitter is many things, and – love it or hate it – one of them is funny.
And fam… real talk… it takes more work than you’d think to craft the perfect 280 character joke. But we think these 12 people have absolutely nailed it.
12. I’m embarrassed how many times I’ve read this.
Gimme the teat boys, I’m still a foal
I wanna drink milk from an areole
I can’t chew hay— angry wet spider (@birdbutterer) March 26, 2019
11. Looking for feedback kthanks.
Hey @GordonRamsay What do you think man pic.twitter.com/YfVYN1qGKG
— balint (@252a3d) March 27, 2019
10. It’s you, not me.
https://twitter.com/nthnashma/status/1109914512323477504
9. IDK I’m a mom and not that pretty.
my mom picking me up at school because i threw up in the bathroom pic.twitter.com/2TXHMOYKOa
— Betsy (@sistersome) March 28, 2019
8. When life comes full circle.
https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/1110302654671015936
7. I feel like that’s totally reasonable.
current mood: absolutely losing it over these pics of bad panoramas of dogs pic.twitter.com/bnUpLztGbH
— jocy (@jocelynseip) March 27, 2019
6. Definitely a candidate for best thrift store find.
https://twitter.com/HTHRFLWRS/status/1109722220283084801
5. You’re not OG you can’t do that.
Birds are dinosaurs? No. I want dinosaurs here or I want them completely gone. I don't need a bullshit imitation dinosaur to shit on my car.
— NOT A METH LAB (@jenlaw_11) August 31, 2014
4. Nobody ever thinks to ask.
how’s waldo? pic.twitter.com/FWFAeJRVjf
— Tommy Siegel (@TommySiegel) March 24, 2019
3. Every year when it’s time to send Christmas cards.
modern friendship is texting "remind me of your address again" back and forth forever even though there's a space to save addresses right there in your contacts
— anna borges (@annabroges) March 26, 2019
2. So say we all.
https://twitter.com/dontforgetjames/status/1109431852731899905
1. Where is that written, though?
I'm not doubting that you're 1/8th Pond People, but this is a research paper. You can't cite "BOG WISDOM"
— bandit (@UtilityLimb) October 14, 2011
I definitely needed a good laugh, how about you?
What’s your favorite short-form funny? Drop it in the comments!