Hello! Welcome to the tweet roundup!
Today we’ve got 12 whole hilarious women that decided to give us such gifts! The riches abound! It’s almost embarrassing.
So then, should we get to it? Is it time?
Yes… yes it is.
1. Haha… oh boy…
You know what that means: six more weeks of Democratic Primaries https://t.co/TUO7Q53d2S
— Screamily Yeller (@MrEmilyHeller) October 17, 2019
2. I’ve literally been doing this the past month!
When my alarm goes off mid-dream, I’ll hit snooze, thinking, “Hold on, I want to see where this goes…” as if I’m the broadcast news producer in a movie where the anchor is going off book.
— Melissa Hunter (@melissaFTW) October 17, 2019
3. Seasonal Affective Disorder is a REAL thing!
my mental migratory birds
health & in the northern
heading south for winter
— ?climate change is real? (@queerdesigrrrl) October 17, 2019
4. Haha… omfg
i cant believe cardi b named her daughter bernie sanders pic.twitter.com/CLm2eBdzDV
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) October 11, 2019
5. Welcome to life!
almost 22 years ago 2 people had s^x and now i have to go to work everyday
— bam its sam✨ (@saaamscottt6) October 16, 2019
6. Mom… what did you order THIS time?!
sometimes having a family amazon account is…..embarassing pic.twitter.com/6uXX2xWvWl
— eco goth (@5150wonderbread) October 15, 2019
7. Those old Disney live-action movies are kind of nuts
When you have two seconds to name your movie and you look around the room https://t.co/1SUyZmQU5M
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) October 14, 2019
8. I’ve had at least 9
I am not joyless I have had as many as 6 whole joys
— Mariya Alexander (@MariyaAlexander) October 18, 2019
9. That smile tho!
Me when the TSA asks if I have anything illegal in my purse pic.twitter.com/ccDiWl40Y1
— Blair Socci (@blairsocci) October 16, 2019
10. Oh snap…
high school teachers: your college professors won’t be nearly as laid back as I am
my college professor: pic.twitter.com/ivKLR4afxX
— M (@atmckenna) October 16, 2019
11. Pete Davidson is Andie MacDowell daughter!?!
pete davidson and pete davidson in a wig have called it quits https://t.co/Ruez686Kd2
— im young and hot (@tayallard) October 18, 2019
12. Tongiiiiiiiiight… we are young!
say it ain’t so
i will not go
turn the lights off pic.twitter.com/EmFbBTsvMX
— grim monte ?☠️?? (@KimmyMonte) October 12, 2019
And so, another post has come to a close. We’re sure you could find something else to amuse you around here. After all, we’ve literally got THOUSANDS of posts to take a look at.
And if you’re reading this in bed… we hope you have the blue filter on. If not, do it!