There’s no better feeling than coming up with the perfect insult at the perfect moment – honestly, whether or not the person really deserves it.
When they do deserve it, the whole world rejoices and laughs together and there is light and happiness for all – and these insults are objectively hilarious.
13. When you thought this was going one way…
But it went somewhere way better. So much better.
12. That does make it easy to get right.
Easy target, but still… well earned.
11. It seems like a random collection of words.
And yet it’s so spot on.
Got him right in the privilege.
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10. Dunked on the whole state of Florida.
Which, you know. But still funny.
9. Oh man.
Why am I still chuckling? And why are there so many damn faces on him?!?!
Stumbled upon this gem. It checks out.
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8. Those men are a gift to society.
I want to meet them myself. In person. Not on Zoom.
consider yourself ROASTED
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7. You can’t take it back now.
Too late. Everybody knows you’re a moron.
6. Now that you’ve seen that description, no other will do.
Go ahead and try to think of one.
5. Where do people come up with this stuff?
I am absolutely dying.
4. Neither of them make you smile.
Okay, maybe chocolate milk makes you smile.
Reincarnated Plastic Rises!
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3. Normally I don’t condone name-calling.
But the lack of morality is hard to defend.
& your Bangladeshi workers days are made up of starving and working 18 hour shifts for no money you disgusting recyclable glorified milk carton https://t.co/SyAeYhNIX0
— 🇮🇪 Token 🇮🇹 (@ayaantoken) July 8, 2020
2. That last line, though.
Where’s the lie?
1. This checks out.
No, we don’t need confirmation.
One day perhaps I will have a moment as perfect as these.
If you have, please share your magical insult with us in the comments!