There’s no better feeling than coming up with the perfect insult at the perfect moment – honestly, whether or not the person really deserves it.

When they do deserve it, the whole world rejoices and laughs together and there is light and happiness for all – and these insults are objectively hilarious.

13. When you thought this was going one way…

But it went somewhere way better. So much better.

Mirror Faced Man
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12. That does make it easy to get right.

Easy target, but still… well earned.

Kylie got triggered
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11. It seems like a random collection of words.

And yet it’s so spot on.

Got him right in the privilege.
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10. Dunked on the whole state of Florida.

Which, you know. But still funny.

I bet this hurts for the amoeba
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9. Oh man.

Why am I still chuckling? And why are there so many damn faces on him?!?!

Stumbled upon this gem. It checks out.
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8. Those men are a gift to society.

I want to meet them myself. In person. Not on Zoom.

consider yourself ROASTED
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7. You can’t take it back now.

Too late. Everybody knows you’re a moron.

Wear a mask, eat pussy
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6. Now that you’ve seen that description, no other will do.

Go ahead and try to think of one.

Very rare indeed.
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5. Where do people come up with this stuff?

I am absolutely dying.

Insults in the Air Tonight…
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4. Neither of them make you smile.

Okay, maybe chocolate milk makes you smile.

Reincarnated Plastic Rises!
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3. Normally I don’t condone name-calling.

But the lack of morality is hard to defend.

2. That last line, though.

Where’s the lie?

Greatest Italian Hero
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1. This checks out.

No, we don’t need confirmation.

WI vs. NY
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One day perhaps I will have a moment as perfect as these.

If you have, please share your magical insult with us in the comments!