You all know the moment. That terrible moment when you find out the actual lyrics to a song you’ve been belting out passionately but all wrong for months (or even years).
The moment turns funny, though, when you realize what you were singing with such heartfelt emotion was actually super duper sexual, and because you were only ten, you had no idea at the time.
So, without further ado, here are 13 things you totally sang without a care in the world.
In front of adults.
13. Right Round (Flo Rida)
“You spin my head right round, right round / When you go down, when you go down down.”
Yeah… you go DOWN down.
12. Little Red Corvette (Prince)
“I guess I must be dumb ’cause you had a pocket full of horses / Trojan, and some of them used.”
11. Drop It Like It’s Hot (Snoop Dogg and Pharrell)
“Eligible bachelor, million-dollar boat / That’s whiter than what’s spilling down your throat.”
10. Genie in a Bottle (Christina Aguilera)
“I’m a genie in a bottle, baby / Gotta rub me the right way, honey.”
9. Give it to You (Jordan Knight)
“Anyone can make you sweat / But I can keep you wet.”
8. All for You (Janet Jackson)
“Got a nice package alright / Guess I’m gonna have to ride it tonight.”
7. Barbie Girl (Aqua)
“Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky / You can touch, you can play / If you say, ‘I’m always yours.'”
6. She Bop (Cyndi Lauper)
“Do I want to go out with a lion’s roar? / Yeah, I wanna go south and get me some more!”
5. Liquid Dreams (O-Town)
“With Janet Jackson’s smile, throw in a body like Jennifer / You got the star of my liquid dreams.”
4. U+Ur Hand (Pink)
“Keep your drink, just give me the money / It’s just you and your hand tonight.”
3. Crash Into Me (Dave Matthews)
“When you come / Crash into me / And I come into you / In a boy’s dream.”
2. Milkshake (Kelis)
“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard / And they’re like, it’s better than yours / Damn right, it’s better than yours / I can teach you, but I have to charge.”
1. Digital Get Down (N*Sync)
“Digital get down, just what we need / We can get together naturally / We can get together on the digital screen.”
What must your parents have thought?
I’ll tell you what they thought. They thought they were going to have to go to the ER because they busted their abs trying to hold in their laughter.