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When I was a young boy, I was terrified of going to the dentist. I would lay awake at night in the weeks leading up to my appointment just dreading the whole ordeal.
I can safely say that I’ve made some progress, but I still don’t enjoy going to the dentist one little bit because you never know which way it’s gonna go…
Here are some hilarious tweets about the horror of going to see the dentist.
1. Okay, that’s pretty bad.
MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED
— Sarah Lyons (@sarbeaaaar) January 3, 2017
2. Might be time to take the next step.
Y’all remember that dentist that put a finger in my mouth and I sucked that MF for two seconds, I have an appointment with her next week and idk whether I am ready to see her again.
— kabuye ræym'nd (@wombolombo_) July 25, 2019
3. Looks good to me!
DENTAL HYGIENIST: your teeth and gums are moments from death. Quit your job so you can floss 16 times an hour. I hate you!
DENTIST: looks good!
— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) October 23, 2018
4. I agree with this statement.
Going to the dentist is a great way to remind yourself what a coward you are.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) February 14, 2012
5. Time for a therapy session.
Dentist: ok open up
"Well I guess it all started when my dad left…"
Dentist: no I mean-
Assistant: wait bill…let him finish
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) June 4, 2015
6. Sweating bullets.
I get the same feeling at the dentist that I get when a cop car is behind me; I haven't done anything wrong, but I feel incredibly guilty.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 30, 2014
7. A lot of this going around.
I licked my dentist's finger by accident and it was the most awkward moment of my life
— lex (@simply_solis) August 19, 2014
8. We all take it for granted.
The day you have a dentist appointment really makes you appreciate all the other days you didn't have a dentist appointment.
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) October 26, 2015
9. You did what you had to do.
Dentist numbed my mouth this morning. Turns out I'd rather dribble coffee all over my chest than wait 1 more hour to drink coffee.
— Laurie Kilmartin Sac Punch Feb 14-16, Mnpls 18-22 (@anylaurie16) January 10, 2015
10. Thanks for the heads-up.
I'm glad the Dentist calls me the day before to remind me to cancel my appointment.
— Clanopath (@Clanopath) January 14, 2014
11. That lovely sound…
Why are dentist offices always playing home improvement shows on their tvs? Do they just want the sound of drills to be filling the air?
— Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) December 27, 2017
12. Okay, never mind.
Dentist: *asks me a complex question about my life*
Dentist: *shoves his hand inside my mouth*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 3, 2016
13. This relationship is OVER.
Dog won’t look at his owner because she took him to the dentist and he’s very mad at her. So. Good. https://t.co/VUl9wreQX0
— Janice Dean (@JaniceDean) January 25, 2020
Those brought back some painful childhood memories, that’s for sure.
What about you? Do you despise going to the dentist? Does it give you the willies?
Tell us all about it in the comments! Please and thank you!