Ladies, I’m not a lady, but if I were I’d probably laugh quite a bit at these tweets. Because I assume they’re relatable AF.
Again, I’m not a lady, so I have no idea if they’re relatable. I can certainly assume, but I hesitate to do that. Especially in this climate.
Better to just present them and say, “Hey, the internet said you’d like these, and that seems good enough for me.”
Still interested?
Good!
1. Yep, that looks right….
what beautiful women look like when they hook up with comedians pic.twitter.com/7FhBw9ygxT
— kathryn margaret rose (@katstkat) June 27, 2019
2. Holy SHHHHHIIIIII!!!
my brother started doing a ribbon dance and i looked down at the ipad and was shook lm*o pic.twitter.com/JsoO1Ckiop
— tori crosby (@victoriacrosby_) June 24, 2019
3. Sorry, what did you say honey?
Moms love asking questions while yawning
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) June 23, 2019
4. Lol… oh dad…
My dads phone is old pic.twitter.com/GFMk75croZ
— Bridey Lee Elliott (@brideylee) June 27, 2019
5. STAPPPPPHHHHH!
When you have cats and hear crunching at 2am pic.twitter.com/GlljryKyLE
— ari (@pageofarcas) June 25, 2019
6. In. That. Damn. Order.
– Be pregnant
– Have a child
– Become a fancy f*ck pic.twitter.com/VjIEhZmtnx— batkaren (@batkaren) June 28, 2019
7. Ya’ll need to ketchup with this trend!
✨fresh set ??✨ pic.twitter.com/DptTWGl0Uc
— Lauren Nichole? (@g0gurtz) June 23, 2019
8. I’m not gonna answer that…
“could a depressed person do THIS?” she says at 12:15am as she folds her laundry that came out of the dryer six days ago
— emma 🙂 (@spicy_emma) June 23, 2019
9. Yep!
You ever quit a job application halfway through cause they askin Too f*cking Much??
— L??♀️ (@lynnnnnworld) June 26, 2019
10. Samesy!
Me every morning before work. pic.twitter.com/uNa5phXOYb
— Gech. (@H_Onyinye_) June 27, 2019
11. He’s a keeper!
thinking about the time a boy I was hooking up with stopped mid-hook up to ask me if I was wearing men’s deodorant. I was. it was Old Spice.
— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) June 27, 2019
12. Bloody hell!
about to model nude for a figure drawing class but my period JUST started and i don’t have a tampon so we’re gonna see whos a real f*ckin artist and who’s a coward
— d%ck sucking factory union rep (@bloodbankrobber) June 26, 2019
13. Gangster from Day ZERO!
can’t believe my child covered her face and flipped the camera off on this ultrasound ??♀️? like who taught her this. pic.twitter.com/69Aa7yhF41
— jayla danielle ? (@jayluuuuh) June 21, 2019
See! That wasn’t that bad! We had fun! Trust me next time?
No?
Actually, I don’t blame you…