I mean, what can we say except these tweets will make your life better RIGHT THIS MINUTE!
Because sometimes we just need to sit back and laugh.
You feel me fam?
Let’s go!
1. OMG…. what?!
My brother is having his birthday party soon and he’s inviting his whole class except his ex gf and her new bf? LOL my mom keeps convincing him to let her come and he’s like “I want security at the door, I hate her, she can’t come” lm*o HES IN KINDERGARTEN
— Aveneet Grewal (@aveneet_g) May 9, 2019
2. Happy Overbearing Mother’s Day!
happy mother’s day to the woman who called the cops on me when she didn’t find me in my room sleeping in the middle of the night and thought I snuck out of the house. I was downstairs in the kitchen eating cereal and also 22
— gaychel (@lameravioli) May 12, 2019
3. People keep their pets, kid!
4yo neighbor is thrilled to learn i walk the same dog every day
“this looks like this same dog from last time!”
“it is!”
“DAD ITS THE SAME DOG AS LAST TIME”
— Molly Priddy (@mollypriddy) May 14, 2019
4. Lesbian vegibetarians…
In other news, received this text exchange from a friend about her soon to be six-year-old son, and I’m officially dead all the way. pic.twitter.com/Zz2T8nnie6
— Sarah T. Roberts (@ubiquity75) May 14, 2019
5. Effective. Let’s get it in the mix!
I made a new emoji that I call “mild panic” pic.twitter.com/S1pfoZGkew
— Cassidy Williams (@cassidoo) May 16, 2019
6. Hoo boy!
the two settings in my brain pic.twitter.com/JhjrYqA1NT
— bhas (@notallbhas) April 28, 2019
7. Go with the flow!
2014 vs 2019
Same energy. I love my son ? pic.twitter.com/Ynwnf55JBM— makeup mom ♡ (@jocelynxsanchez) May 13, 2019
8. Wait until you get past 37…
Once u pass 27, every day becomes a game of “am I sick or is this just how I am now”
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) May 16, 2019
9. Life goals!
my little cousin turned 2 yesterday but her older sister was crying so she made her sister blow out the candles to feel better? pic.twitter.com/vAOwueJBo8
— vivian ! (@uwuvivian) May 14, 2019
10. I want to be friends with you immediately!
me senior quote>>>>>>>> pic.twitter.com/hU0jDVG3V0
— maddi (@MadisonGuess) May 10, 2019
11. Same
I am so stupid and so tired please stop expecting things from me
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 18, 2019
12. And you will likely never find her, sir!
Imagine a self-own this hard pic.twitter.com/NjzCt0iKoD
— Jennifer C. Martin (@notreallyjcm) May 13, 2019
13. Hey guy! Don’t give up!
you’re giving up your DREAM, son.
no dad, i’m giving up ~your~ dream. pic.twitter.com/Oqhgp7QX6T— tristan (@tristanfaithw) May 12, 2019
OMG… that Guy Fieri one… I’m dying…