Twitter can be overwhelming. And by that, I mean there are so many accounts to keep up with and so many great ones, that we all miss a lot of hilarious posts on there.
And that’s why our funny tweet roundups are so important. We do all work and find the good stuff and you just get to chill, kick your feet up, and laugh your ass off (if you choose to do so).
Here’s another solid group of funny tweets that we think will have you laughing in no time!
1. No taste at all!
That is one of the symptoms, people.
Does my boyfriend have corona virus cause he has NO TASTE
— Stewart&Chill (@Stewartandchill) May 19, 2020
2. You did this!
The question is, are you enjoying it?
As I spend my quarantine watching TV with my dog and eating cookies for dinner sometimes I worry that my 10-year-old self cast some kind of spell to make this happen
— May Wilkerson (@shutupmay) May 22, 2020
3. Deeeeep thoughts.
A time for reflection.
Thinking a lot in quarantine about all of the thousands of customers over my years of bartending who I’ve been forced to say “have a great night!” to & I wonder if they actually did or if they just went off to have a regular-ass mediocre night & deliberately disobeyed me
— Kimberly 🧜🏻♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberlyDinaro) May 21, 2020
4. You’re paying!
I like this idea.
if im going on a date i think regardless of gender, the other person should pay. this is rooted in the fact that i don’t want to pay
— al (@local__celeb) May 24, 2020
5. What a great idea!
Fill ‘er up with booze!
My grocery store has replaced the salad in the salad bar with…. liquor. pic.twitter.com/eGemUkvbj8
— Emily A. ☮️ (@emzorbit) May 19, 2020
6. They are definitely confident.
I need this, too!
Lord, give me the sexual confidence of a bicurious drunk woman
— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) May 27, 2020
7. This is hilarious.
Just wait a few minutes.
Been distance-teaching Romeo and Juliet to my freshmen and one of them sent me this meme today and I have never been more fulfilled in this job#TeacherLife pic.twitter.com/RDgeGpERhc
— Micah Persell (@MicahPersell) May 19, 2020
8. It was very sensual.
Sometimes, when we touch…
Found a little ant crawling on my thigh…to be touched in this way…i am shaking…tonight we will make love
— Rebecca Weiser (@rebweis) May 16, 2020
9. I’m not a big fan.
But it is what it is.
Colonel being pronounced Kernel really bothers my spirit
— Domonique (@ChefDomonique) May 24, 2020
10. Yes. Yes, I do.
You do you, okay?
https://twitter.com/LeahMargarett/status/1264013928721526784
11. At least you got it off your chest.
Still a feeling of defeat, though…
https://twitter.com/RogueZuko/status/1265008226585604096
12. Wouldn’t that be nice right about now?
I’ve been daydreaming about this.
would pay a lot of money to get drunk in an airport on my way to a vacation destination rn.
like maybe even the amount of money it takes to get drunk at an airport.
— lana del slay (@lanadelslayee) May 26, 2020
Like I said earlier, that’s the good stuff!
Now we’d like to hear from all of you out there.
In the comments, please share a funny tweet, joke, meme, or even a social media account that you think all of us should be following.
We look forward to hearing from you!