I’ve been on this planet a few decades, so I’d like to share with all of you the philosophy I’ve come to adopt in my later, wiser years. An ‘inner mantra’, if you will.

It goes like this:

AVOID SOCIALIZATION AT ALL COSTS AVOID SOCIALIZATION AT ALL COSTS AVOID SOCIALIZATION AT ALL COSTS AVOID SOCIALIZATION AT ALL COSTS AVOID SOCIALIZATION AT ALL COSTS AVOID SOCIALIZATION AT ALL COSTS AVOID SOCIALIZATION AT ALL COSTS AVOID SOCIALIZATION AT ALL COSTS

Now remember that forever, read these tweets, and get to bed already. It’s nearly 10pm.

1. Yep

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2. Yes

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3. Ikr?

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4. Every time

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5. Always

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6. How bout a threesome?

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7. Sorta yeah

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8. “A bit”

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9. I got caught one time… it still keeps me up at night

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10. I don’t want to upset them!

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11. You’re supposed to answer??

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12. THIS

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13. No, actually I just dropped my bag. Thanks for finding it.

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Ok that was the last one. Of the tweets. In the tweet list. So… umm…

I gotta go.

AVOID SOCIALIZATION AT ALL COSTS AVOID SOCIALIZATION AT ALL COSTS AVOID SOCIALIZATION AT ALL COSTS AVOID SOCIALIZATION AT ALL COSTS AVOID SOCIALIZATION AT ALL COSTS AVOID SOCIALIZATION AT ALL COSTS AVOID SOCIALIZATION AT ALL COSTS AVOID SOCIALIZATION AT ALL COSTS