Are you broke? Broke as a joke? Are you so broke that you can’t even afford a joke about how broke you are?
Here’s one adapted from my days studying theatre in college:
What do you call a acting major who doesn’t have a girlfriend?
Here’s some more jokes, in the form of memes. Try not to cry.
13. Day by day
It’s important to sit down and really plan these things out.
12. Comfortable living
The world may end by then, you don’t know.
11. A master plan
All we need to do is hit this one last big score and we’ll be cruisin’ on easy street.
10. Money money money
Gotta spend money to make money, but I’m pretty sure it’s not like this.
9. Saving grace
How sweet the sound.
8. The golden years
I assume that’s the goal since that’s what everybody else seems to be doing.
7. By the numbers
It’s gotta happen to somebody, so why not me?!
6. Month to month
I sense a pattern in a lot of our plans here.
5. Help me out here
You’re right on the cusp of the next big thing, right?
4. Lower the bar
It’s the only way any of us are gonna clear it.
3. Death and taxes
The only two certainties in this world.
2. Pepe Silvia
I’ll bet he has an answer for us.
1. Worry not
We really were prepared for life, weren’t we?
Hope you enjoyed the free laughs, since it’s all you can afford.
On a scale of 1-10, how broke are you?
Tell us in the comments.