Every week there emerge contenders for best of the best in the Twitter-verse. No one is actually competing, mind you, and there’s no finish line or actual prize – other than the virtual pat on the back you’ll give yourself – but that doesn’t stop people from secretly crafting their best funnies in the hopes that you’ll notice.
Here are 13 you’re not going to want to miss!
13. The Hunger Games 2.0.
let's make a deal: if we're both single when we're 40 we'll meet up together in a neutral area and hunt each other for sport
— dirt bike mike (@02dirtbikemike) November 10, 2019
12. This is legitimately horrifying.
Drinking the forbidden tea pic.twitter.com/vETtR1eYq6
— Thanks, Dr. Sloth ™️ (@SeattleSloth_) November 12, 2019
11. That is one pensive cow.
It probably did https://t.co/s0ueHFXEXF
— Kyle ? (@KylePlantEmoji) November 8, 2019
10. Some guy thought he didn’t need the step-by-step.
This is Narwhal. He was born with an extra tail on his forehead. It hasn’t wagged yet but he’s working on it. 14/10 always read the instructions before assembling your puppy pic.twitter.com/ge8B0KlLa3
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) November 13, 2019
9. It never takes very long.
"Your tweet has reached 100 likes. Please wait, an out of context weirdo will be assigned to you shortly."
— Gregor Schwayer (@gremisch) November 10, 2019
8. They just needed Hollywood to step in and tell the real story.
The Black Plague was a PR disaster for rats as a species. They never truly recovered until 2007 (release of Ratatouille)
— mattfred (@itsmattfred) November 12, 2019
7. Our apologies.
if your dog is over 8 years old (56 in dog years) then your dog is a boomer, sorry
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) November 8, 2019
6. Oh my goodness that story took a hard left.
when i bought my giant crystal ball the lady looked me in the eye and said "whatever you do, never EVER leave it uncovered when youre not home" and i said "oh wow because of spirits?" and she said "what? no bc if the sun hits it weird it'll burn down your house"
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) November 12, 2019
5. Culture is important for everyone.
my friend quinton has duplicate art near the floor for his cat and it's honestly my favorite thing ever pic.twitter.com/TaPuRgsxYE
— mate (@AlwaysAButt) November 9, 2019
4. There is nothing right about this.
how did i get so lucky?!? ? pic.twitter.com/MxC1rdFUoT
— teddy v 2.0 (@teddyvalenzuela) November 12, 2019
3. Cannot stop laughing.
pullout method rebrand pic.twitter.com/YPvA5xx1oA
— Molly Priddy (@mollypriddy) November 12, 2019
2. That’s the secret code dontcha know.
cashier: small, medium, or large fry
cashier: i don't understand
me: sorry [leaning close] McYes
— alien skier ??? (@clichedout) November 12, 2019
1. Yes I’m pretty sure that’s right.
omg, this is the full movie title? https://t.co/G1IBTCC93A
— Blanche Devereaux stan (@prominentbabee) November 12, 2019
I love these lists because everyone needs a laugh now and then, and who has time to be on Twitter all day every day so as not to miss anything?
Other than me, obviously. Oops!